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[angelherding]

Who: Meg Masters & YOU unfortunate people
Broadcast: video
Action: Marsiva
When: now

[you're greeted with the expression of a young woman, thoroughly impressed and lounging on the bed she woke up on. She's already taken a cursory glance at the network after the confusion died down into something more like annoyance, and well - a bored and annoyed Meg is never a good thing.

She scowls for a moment, until she realizes the camera's on. Then she smirks and leans back, legs coming into view as she crosses them, getting comfortable]

So, two requests. [she holds up a finger] The quickest and dirtiest explanation you can give me. I'll be counting words and keeping track, and I may even give the winner a special surprise.

Two, [she holds up two fingers now] I'm looking for some good gossip. I'm behind on my tabloids and a girl has needs, you know? And sharing is caring, after all.

Don't keep me waiting too long, yeah?

Comments

[passingthrough]

[I mean, she's talking about Lucifer, what the hell right?]

He'd almost have to. Tail? Horns?

[angelherding]

[you're going to get her in so much trouble]

None of that, no. They make that crap up to make it more dramatic.

[passingthrough]

[Is Kitty the bad influence here? Something is wrong.]

Figures. So, do you know God too? [She's not sure if she's believing this or not. Things in these places can get pretty out there and she has met gods of varying sorts before. She is wondering what Kurt's reaction would be to it.]

[angelherding]

Last I heard, he was still MIA. [whether she believes it or not, Meg's delivering everything with an amused tone. If Kitty believes her, that's fun, if she doesn't? Also fun]

[passingthrough]

Well, that sounds accurate. [Hint of bitterness? Yep.]

[angelherding]

[she picks up on it . . . and let's it go]

Anyway. Sorry about your apocalypse.

[passingthrough]

[Nodding.]

Thanks. I'm here now. It tends to be Apocalyse free. All's well that ends really strangely I guess.

[angelherding]

Well that just makes this place sound boring. [is she serious? Is she joking? It's probably both] Next thing you'll tell me is that I can't go join the dark side.

[passingthrough]

Oh, it is. [What? The boring can be nice, but it's still boring compared to the chaos she's from.]

The dark side? Are you from the world with jedi? [Sorry, Meg, she should probably know them from fiction but RPs can be weird and she didn't before so she doesn't know and just. Hearing it's a pop culture reference won't be surprising, but she has to take it more seriously for the moment.]

[angelherding]

If only. [Star Wars is one of her favorite movies to reference from, are people going to take her seriously now? She can't decide if that's more fun or not] Why? Are there jedi here? Should I keep spoilers to myself?

[passingthrough]

Yes? [Sounding a little unsure for a moment until it clicks.] Oh, you know them from movies, right? [So did her ex. It became kind of a thing with Leia back in Marina.]

[angelherding]

I know them from the movies. [she says with a nod and a slightly surprised but amused expression]

[passingthrough]

My ex did too. Well, you might get to meet some of them. Hopefully they won't find it too weird if you ask for autographs.

[angelherding]

If I do, they'll just have to get used to me making clever jokes about their lives. I can't live without Star Wars references.

[passingthrough]

Oh, no, how could that possibly be weird. Just don't bring up the golden bikini with certain parties. Though she's not here anymore.

[angelherding]

I think you just broke my heart.

[passingthrough]

It was probably only a matter of time.

[angelherding]

I don't know if I'll be able to go on.

Got a name, heartbreaker?

[passingthrough]

Kitty. Kitty Pryde if you're into last names. You?

[angelherding]

Meg Masters, if we're going with last names.

[passingthrough]

And why shouldn't we, right? Life is short. Live boldly.

[angelherding]

Oh, I always live boldly.

It's a pleasure, Kitty.

[passingthrough]

Naturally. You're welcome for that. [Smirking. But also getting another call on this subject.]

[angelherding]

To boldly go and etc. [oh look she has Star Trek references too. And is Sam tattling on her, dammit Sam]

I don't know if I can say thank you, you broke me heart already.

[passingthrough]

[He's the worst, right?]

That's fair. Though everytime I can break someone's heart and get them to thank me for it I get a card punched and I'm only one away from a free t-shirt.

[Apparently Sam's talk hasn't completely driven her away.]