♛ 001;

[angelherding]

Who: Meg Masters & YOU unfortunate people
Broadcast: video
Action: Marsiva
When: now

[you're greeted with the expression of a young woman, thoroughly impressed and lounging on the bed she woke up on. She's already taken a cursory glance at the network after the confusion died down into something more like annoyance, and well - a bored and annoyed Meg is never a good thing.

She scowls for a moment, until she realizes the camera's on. Then she smirks and leans back, legs coming into view as she crosses them, getting comfortable]

So, two requests. [she holds up a finger] The quickest and dirtiest explanation you can give me. I'll be counting words and keeping track, and I may even give the winner a special surprise.

Two, [she holds up two fingers now] I'm looking for some good gossip. I'm behind on my tabloids and a girl has needs, you know? And sharing is caring, after all.

Don't keep me waiting too long, yeah?

Comments

[passingthrough]

Kitty. Kitty Pryde if you're into last names. You?

[angelherding]

Meg Masters, if we're going with last names.

[passingthrough]

And why shouldn't we, right? Life is short. Live boldly.

[angelherding]

Oh, I always live boldly.

It's a pleasure, Kitty.

[passingthrough]

Naturally. You're welcome for that. [Smirking. But also getting another call on this subject.]

[angelherding]

To boldly go and etc. [oh look she has Star Trek references too. And is Sam tattling on her, dammit Sam]

I don't know if I can say thank you, you broke me heart already.

[passingthrough]

[He's the worst, right?]

That's fair. Though everytime I can break someone's heart and get them to thank me for it I get a card punched and I'm only one away from a free t-shirt.

[Apparently Sam's talk hasn't completely driven her away.]

[angelherding]

Is it a nice t-shirt?

[well good, don't let sammy ruin our fun]

[passingthrough]

No. It's terrible. Ugly graphic, barely fits, smells like someone's basement. But it's just a few broken hearts so why not?

[angelherding]

May as well go for the whole card, right? It represents accomplishment anyway.

[passingthrough]

Exactly. Much harder to have pride in a job here when the details for how to do it are just implanted in your spine after all. Extracurriculars help.

[angelherding]

Yeah, about that. Do they really expect me to do my job here?

[passingthrough]

Your crew might depending on what job you got and whether or not there's someone else with your augment on board once you have a crew. Can you tell what your augment is for?

[angelherding]

Personnel.

[there's a joke here, a very big one] Don't they know I only play a fake nurse on TV?

[passingthrough]

Comes with an office and a couch. That's augment gold right there. At least it does if it's like Kara's. If it's some other kind of personnel [A nurse specifically] then I don't know.

But this is TV, so... Fair.

[angelherding]

Ohh, well, I can't say no to an office. Or a couch. That's an upgrade.

[passingthrough]

From being stranded on a strange ship or from home?

[angelherding]

I'm pretty dead back home, so I'd say it is.

[passingthrough]

Then I officially welcome you to the dead back home club. We meet never because that would be depressing.

[angelherding]

Aww, but I was hoping the club somehow found a way to get pity drinks from the bar.

[passingthrough]

Well, clearly, you should be our president. Think it would work more than once?

[angelherding]

Absolutely. Free round for every new member who pops up - I'm confident someone can negotiate that.

Not me, though. I'm a terrible leader.

[what a flat out lie]

[passingthrough]

Why do you say that? Was there an incident?

[angelherding]

Nothing happened. I'm just a better follower.

[passingthrough]

Then I'll let you know when I have some orders for you.