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[angelherding]

Who: Meg Masters & YOU unfortunate people
Broadcast: video
Action: Marsiva
When: now

[you're greeted with the expression of a young woman, thoroughly impressed and lounging on the bed she woke up on. She's already taken a cursory glance at the network after the confusion died down into something more like annoyance, and well - a bored and annoyed Meg is never a good thing.

She scowls for a moment, until she realizes the camera's on. Then she smirks and leans back, legs coming into view as she crosses them, getting comfortable]

So, two requests. [she holds up a finger] The quickest and dirtiest explanation you can give me. I'll be counting words and keeping track, and I may even give the winner a special surprise.

Two, [she holds up two fingers now] I'm looking for some good gossip. I'm behind on my tabloids and a girl has needs, you know? And sharing is caring, after all.

Don't keep me waiting too long, yeah?

Comments

[angelherding]

Ohh, well, I can't say no to an office. Or a couch. That's an upgrade.

[passingthrough]

From being stranded on a strange ship or from home?

[angelherding]

I'm pretty dead back home, so I'd say it is.

[passingthrough]

Then I officially welcome you to the dead back home club. We meet never because that would be depressing.

[angelherding]

Aww, but I was hoping the club somehow found a way to get pity drinks from the bar.

[passingthrough]

Well, clearly, you should be our president. Think it would work more than once?

[angelherding]

Absolutely. Free round for every new member who pops up - I'm confident someone can negotiate that.

Not me, though. I'm a terrible leader.

[what a flat out lie]

[passingthrough]

Why do you say that? Was there an incident?

[angelherding]

Nothing happened. I'm just a better follower.

[passingthrough]

Then I'll let you know when I have some orders for you.

[angelherding]

[a two finger salute to you, good madam]

I shall wait with baited breath.

[passingthrough]

And I should probably let you go so you can meet all the other less awesome people. [And also because you're possibly evil and bonding was probably a bad idea?]

[angelherding]

Oh, probably. I'll see you around, Kitty. [but look at how fun and charming she is surely that trumps the evil]