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[angelherding]

Who: Meg Masters & YOU unfortunate people
Broadcast: video
Action: Marsiva
When: now

[you're greeted with the expression of a young woman, thoroughly impressed and lounging on the bed she woke up on. She's already taken a cursory glance at the network after the confusion died down into something more like annoyance, and well - a bored and annoyed Meg is never a good thing.

She scowls for a moment, until she realizes the camera's on. Then she smirks and leans back, legs coming into view as she crosses them, getting comfortable]

So, two requests. [she holds up a finger] The quickest and dirtiest explanation you can give me. I'll be counting words and keeping track, and I may even give the winner a special surprise.

Two, [she holds up two fingers now] I'm looking for some good gossip. I'm behind on my tabloids and a girl has needs, you know? And sharing is caring, after all.

Don't keep me waiting too long, yeah?

Comments

[angelherding]

[definitely kicking roombas]

Great.

[experiencepoints]

Oh, don't whine, you get the good food over there.

[angelherding]

Good food I don't eat, you mean. I could, but I don't need to.

[experiencepoints]

... Okay, sure, I'll bite. Why don't you eat?

[angelherding]

[hmmm]

Liquid diet. Very important, can't go off it, etc, etc.

[so convincing]

[experiencepoints]

[Pauses, and then:]

Are you another vampire.

[angelherding]

Wow, I don't know if I should be offended or surprised there's vampires here.

[experiencepoints]

They're around, and it's a reasonable assumption after a line like that.

[angelherding]

Generally people don't come to that assumption, in my experience. Not unless they're a hunter or check "other" in the employment column.

[experiencepoints]

I used to regularly feed one, and I keep finding more around, so.

[angelherding]

You fed one? A vampire.

[she sounds just a bit disbelieving. She can't help but lean forward a little to squint] And you're still alive?

[experiencepoints]

Every couple days for a few months, yes. And my 'alive' status is a little bit complicated, but for what you're referring to, yes I am.

[angelherding]

Huh. And you did it willingly.

I don't pay much attention to the bloodsuckers, we run in different crowds.

[experiencepoints]

Yeah? She needed to eat, and I trust her. Anyone else, I would have probably set on fire.

So, then, what's your deal?

[angelherding]

A witch?

[what, what was this world she was in]

My deal is I'm testing the waters before I go outting myself. How do the people feel about vampires and the like?

[experiencepoints]

Mage. I don't do potions, I'm more about incredible amounts of fire and lightning.

That's fair, I guess. I couldn't really tell you? I haven't talked to anyone who I know had a problem, but I can't speak for everyone.

[angelherding]

Do you have a wand? And I'm not being a smartass for once, I really want to know.

[a shrug] Figured I'd ask. If I don't get a feel for things from here, when we get drinks I'll tell you.

[experiencepoints]

Works for me.

A staff, actually. Wands are less powerful. A mace or hammer would work in a pinch, but definitely not what I prefer.

[angelherding]

. . . that sounds very Dungeons and Dragons-esque, you know that, right?

[experiencepoints]

That's... that game Jade was talking about, right?

[angelherding]

It's a tabletop game. Pretend Medieval Times.

[experiencepoints]

[She shrugs.]

My world is not a game. I use magic, explore dungeons, and fight monsters, yeah. I also have a cell phone, a laptop, and a tiny apartment, so... Not what you're thinking.

[angelherding]

Probably not, but - I've heard and seen stranger. That actually sounds normal to me.

[experiencepoints]

... Oh. Well, good.

[I'M SO USED TO HAVING TO GET DEFENSIVE ABOUT MY WORLD, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PEOPLE CALL IT NORMAL

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO HERE]

[angelherding]

[WELCOME TO SUPERNATURAL WHERE THAT SHIT IS A WEDNESDAY]

You look so confused.