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[angelherding]

Who: Meg Masters & YOU unfortunate people
Broadcast: video
Action: Marsiva
When: now

[you're greeted with the expression of a young woman, thoroughly impressed and lounging on the bed she woke up on. She's already taken a cursory glance at the network after the confusion died down into something more like annoyance, and well - a bored and annoyed Meg is never a good thing.

She scowls for a moment, until she realizes the camera's on. Then she smirks and leans back, legs coming into view as she crosses them, getting comfortable]

So, two requests. [she holds up a finger] The quickest and dirtiest explanation you can give me. I'll be counting words and keeping track, and I may even give the winner a special surprise.

Two, [she holds up two fingers now] I'm looking for some good gossip. I'm behind on my tabloids and a girl has needs, you know? And sharing is caring, after all.

Don't keep me waiting too long, yeah?

Comments

[angelherding]

[. . . awww, and here she thought good ol' dad found a way out of the cage]

Some asshole is wandering around calling himself that? Talk about an ego. [a pause, and a small smirk] They make it sound all purple prosey in the books, I bet. Can't say I've ever read them, either.

[passingthrough]

His real name's even more pretentious. En Sabah Nur. I guess that's what you get for being ancient and immortal.

I've read more than enough of it. [Tyki wrote Bible verses with the blood of a friend of hers he'd murdered. Has a way to turn one off to reading more. Though her relationship with God was a complicated one.]

[angelherding]

My ancient languages are a little rusty, mind telling me what it means? I need to know how much I should laugh.

My condolences? [Meg no don't say that, humans think that stuff is important or whatever]

[passingthrough]

The birth of light. Dawn. Something like that. [Does it remind you of the morning star?]

Thanks. [This human seems cool enough with that reply. She is closet with Kurt after all.]

[angelherding]

Oh, that's precious. [it sure does, and she lets out a chuckle] Ancient and immortal douchebags are all the same.

[passingthrough]

Oh yeah? You've know one or more? [She doesn't really doubt it. Not in a place like this?

[angelherding]

I know my fair share, I guess.

[understatement of the century]

[passingthrough]

I didn't even know there were enough to share. Are you one of them? Ancient and immortal. Not a douchebag of course.

[angelherding]

Depends on your interpretation of "ancient and immortal". I know a couple of angels, a couple of demons, Lucifer - you know, the usual suspects.

[passingthrough]

...huh. [She's known an angel. Castiel was in the prison for a long time. There was a half demon there too. But the last one?] Lucifer as in satan? Fallen archangel. King of hell. All that?

[angelherding]

All that, yep. The one and only.

[passingthrough]

...So, what's he like? Is he cute? Feels like the devil should be cute.

[angelherding]

[. . . Kitty what have you asked]

He's the cutest. Don't listen to what the books say - great sense of humor, too.

[passingthrough]

[I mean, she's talking about Lucifer, what the hell right?]

He'd almost have to. Tail? Horns?

[angelherding]

[you're going to get her in so much trouble]

None of that, no. They make that crap up to make it more dramatic.

[passingthrough]

[Is Kitty the bad influence here? Something is wrong.]

Figures. So, do you know God too? [She's not sure if she's believing this or not. Things in these places can get pretty out there and she has met gods of varying sorts before. She is wondering what Kurt's reaction would be to it.]

[angelherding]

Last I heard, he was still MIA. [whether she believes it or not, Meg's delivering everything with an amused tone. If Kitty believes her, that's fun, if she doesn't? Also fun]

[passingthrough]

Well, that sounds accurate. [Hint of bitterness? Yep.]

[angelherding]

[she picks up on it . . . and let's it go]

Anyway. Sorry about your apocalypse.

[passingthrough]

[Nodding.]

Thanks. I'm here now. It tends to be Apocalyse free. All's well that ends really strangely I guess.

[angelherding]

Well that just makes this place sound boring. [is she serious? Is she joking? It's probably both] Next thing you'll tell me is that I can't go join the dark side.

[passingthrough]

Oh, it is. [What? The boring can be nice, but it's still boring compared to the chaos she's from.]

The dark side? Are you from the world with jedi? [Sorry, Meg, she should probably know them from fiction but RPs can be weird and she didn't before so she doesn't know and just. Hearing it's a pop culture reference won't be surprising, but she has to take it more seriously for the moment.]

[angelherding]

If only. [Star Wars is one of her favorite movies to reference from, are people going to take her seriously now? She can't decide if that's more fun or not] Why? Are there jedi here? Should I keep spoilers to myself?

[passingthrough]

Yes? [Sounding a little unsure for a moment until it clicks.] Oh, you know them from movies, right? [So did her ex. It became kind of a thing with Leia back in Marina.]

[angelherding]

I know them from the movies. [she says with a nod and a slightly surprised but amused expression]