if you bed it, he will come

[pneumo]

Who: Sascha & ANYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Everywhere beds lie
When: June

[ Sascha has Learned His Lesson.

One doesn't simply hop into someone's bed while their sleeping and/or naked, because the results in getting kicked in the face. And yelled at a whole lot. No...what one should do is knock first!

...And then hop into their bed while they're asleep.

Lesson. Totally. Learned.

But really let's face it, this guy is an idiot and he most certainly is going to meander around over the course of the month and find those nice, comfy warm beds of yours, Fleeters. SO TRY NOT TO SMACK HIM TOO HARD, he could become even more dumb if you do.

At least he does this with the best intentions right? ]


[ ooc; THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED SASCHA IN THEIR BEDS. Or anyone who wants him in their bed now. They can be awake, asleep, asleep not exactly in their room--anything! Tag in and he will be there. ]

Comments

[helluva_pilot]

I'm from Yavin 4. So. Uh. Okay, if this is how you do it on Earth, fine, but that's really not how we say hi on any of Yavin's moons.

[pneumo]

...You live on a moon?? [ that is the only important part of that sentence ]

[helluva_pilot]

Yeah. A real nice one. Lots of forests.

Look, this is kind of weird, can you please just get out of my bed?

[pneumo]

.....Do I have to? [ Because Poe is kind of super-warm and comfortable :c ]

[helluva_pilot]

I asked you to. It's a lot creepier if you keep invading my personal space after I ask you to stop. [Why is he even explaining this? But the guy looks like he genuinely doesn't get it.]

[pneumo]

.......... [ Yeahhh this is kind of a first. But hey! He wants to eb liked more than anything so he'll push himself up and scoot off the side of the bed at least!



And then seat himself on the floor there. ]

How's this?

[helluva_pilot]

That's a lot better.

[Poe sits up and wraps the blanket over his shoulders.]

I don't know how they do things on your planet, but you really need to ask people for permission before you do stuff like this.

[pneumo]

You mean Earth? [ Technically no one does this back there either, Sascha's just a weirdo. Like now, as he lays his chin on the edge of the bed and looks up at Poe ]

......So if I ask really nice can I come back up on the bed?

[helluva_pilot]

Sure. Earth, if that's the name of your planet.

[He snorts.]

If you ask nice, you might get to. But that's my choice, right?

[pneumo]

...! [ Which means THERE'S HOPE and that's really all Sascha needs to hear. ]

Can I please come back up on the bed...?? I'll stay on my side and everything!

[helluva_pilot]

You're gonna have to let me think about it. [Consider how nice he's being by not just kicking Sascha out of his room right this instant. Obviously there's something going on with the guy, and he feels like he should at least try to understand it. As much as he can, at this time of the night.] Since it was pretty upsetting to just wake up and find you'd invited yourself in. What the hell were you doing that for anyway?

[pneumo]

Oh... I'm sorry. [ At least his apology is honest right? He didn't mean to actually upset Poe. ] Bigby wanted to run around the Iskaulit [ at 4am ] so I just wanted someone to be around...

[helluva_pilot]

Okay. That seems fair enough. Dunno why you went for someone you don't even know. [He rubs his forehead.] Rule number one. You don't let yourself into someone else's room without knocking first. Okay?

[pneumo]

I know~! I did knock. [ Poe just didn't answer :Db see, he's totally got this down pat. ] I guess you were super-tired though, because you didn't answer.

[helluva_pilot]

If I didn't answer, why would you just let yourself in? I didn't invite you. That's one hell of an assumption to make.

[pneumo]

.........

I didn't think past knocking. [ If he's being perfectly honest here, that really is as far as he got. ]

[helluva_pilot]

Well, you gotta next time. You don't go into someone's space without their permission, okay? [What is this conversation even.]

[pneumo]

[ It's the conversation of transitioning to parenthood, Poe. WELCOME IT. Embrace it. Revel in its absurdity. ]

But what if they don't answer??

[helluva_pilot]

Then it means the answer is no.

[Hrm.]

Only exception is if you think they're hurt or something and can't answer. And you have to really believe that. Not just use that as an excuse to go into someone's room.

[pneumo]

So...like, if I smell blood or something?

[helluva_pilot]

[Well, this just took a turn for the creepy.]

Yeah, I guess that could indicate someone needed help.

[pneumo]

[ Shhh it is perfectly normal, no cause for alarm. ]

Got it~!

[helluva_pilot]

Okay.

[He's going to take your word for it on this one.

This is weird. Very weird.]