if you bed it, he will come

[pneumo]

Who: Sascha & ANYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Everywhere beds lie
When: June

[ Sascha has Learned His Lesson.

One doesn't simply hop into someone's bed while their sleeping and/or naked, because the results in getting kicked in the face. And yelled at a whole lot. No...what one should do is knock first!

...And then hop into their bed while they're asleep.

Lesson. Totally. Learned.

But really let's face it, this guy is an idiot and he most certainly is going to meander around over the course of the month and find those nice, comfy warm beds of yours, Fleeters. SO TRY NOT TO SMACK HIM TOO HARD, he could become even more dumb if you do.

At least he does this with the best intentions right? ]


[ ooc; THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED SASCHA IN THEIR BEDS. Or anyone who wants him in their bed now. They can be awake, asleep, asleep not exactly in their room--anything! Tag in and he will be there. ]

Comments

[beathach]

. . . wait until someone answers the door.

[Hank, for his part, still stays where he is, though he rolls enough so he can drape his forearm over his eyes. He has a headache]

And if they don't answer, you come back in a few hours and try again.

[athru]

[ Raven doesn't do much more, just hooks an arm and a leg over Hank before she huffs out a noise. ]

Why do we always find the complete--

[ She stops herself, leaning close and closing her eyes, nudging her nose against Hank's jaw.

How did this happen to them? ]

[pneumo]

[ Shh, shhh. Be glad he's useless and harmless Hank--and hey! Remember how much he loves your fur? Because he sure does love your fur. ]

Oh... [ Nami probably should have added that part on when she was kicking him in the face. ] Next time? You're up now!

[beathach]

[he mutters back to Raven] It's a curse.

[he makes a low noise, half-rumbled out] We're not up, we're going back to sleep. [he moves his arm just enough to look at the vampire] You're welcome to stay on the ship, but we need to sleep, Sascha.

[athru]

[ Raven thinks of saying something along the lines of kicking his ass if he doesn't leave, but she thinks that Sascha has the idea. Instead, she turns and nuzzles into Hank's neck, wrapping her arm around him and squeezing close. ]

Go. Away.

[pneumo]

[ Oh Hank...you should be more specific than "on the ship", because he's taking this to mean HE'S WELCOME TO CUDDLE WITH THEM. Which is why he looks so pleased as he nods, quickly. ]

I won't make a peep~! [ or, you know...move a muscle to leave. ]

[beathach]

[HE'S GONNA BE because he knows what that means and no. No, you can't stay in here Sascha]

Then please get out before I throw you out. [look he's helping] You can't stay in here.

[athru]

And if he doesn't throw you out I'll do it.

[ She shifts, eyes narrowed into golden slits. ]

And I'm scarier.

[pneumo]

[ Now that's new. He's never seen anyone with eyes that do that, even on the Fleet. His earth certainly never had it, and he winds up staring for a moment before he snaps out of it. ]

--You're not scary, you're gorgeous! [ As if she needs the reassurance ]

[beathach]

[. . . he's just going to bury his face in the pillow and groan.

Raven it's all on you now]

[athru]

[ Why is it all on her, she didn't ask for this -

leaning over Hank she glares, shifting forward. ]

I told you I wasn't your type. Now go away.

[pneumo]

But...Hank said I could stay! [ ...On the ship, but he's assuming that he meant in the room. With them. ]

[beathach]

[why this. Why has this happened. He growls into the pillow]

Not in here. We want to go back to sleep, Sascha.

[athru]

[ Reaching over Hank's head, Raven goes for Sascha's ear ready to twist it in punishment. ]

We want to go back to sleep alone. If you want to talk to us you can come and visit later, when we're not in bed.

[pneumo]

[ Aaaand she gets it, sure as all heck and Sascha makes a startled sound. He is definitely flinching and listening now, wow. ]

--Ow ow ow, okay!

[beathach]

[he shifts just enough to see what she's doing and - yep. This is why he let Raven handle it]

Goodnight, Sascha.

[athru]

Good boy.

[ Raven huffs, turning back to the wall and pressing her face into the pillow. ]

Now leave or I'll do it again.