if you bed it, he will come

[pneumo]

Who: Sascha & ANYONE
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Everywhere beds lie
When: June

[ Sascha has Learned His Lesson.

One doesn't simply hop into someone's bed while their sleeping and/or naked, because the results in getting kicked in the face. And yelled at a whole lot. No...what one should do is knock first!

...And then hop into their bed while they're asleep.

Lesson. Totally. Learned.

But really let's face it, this guy is an idiot and he most certainly is going to meander around over the course of the month and find those nice, comfy warm beds of yours, Fleeters. SO TRY NOT TO SMACK HIM TOO HARD, he could become even more dumb if you do.

At least he does this with the best intentions right? ]


[ ooc; THIS IS FOR EVERYONE WHO WANTED SASCHA IN THEIR BEDS. Or anyone who wants him in their bed now. They can be awake, asleep, asleep not exactly in their room--anything! Tag in and he will be there. ]

Comments

[pneumo]

.....Then how come you didn't punch me??

[sandhate]

Because I'm not that cruel. [ He makes a noise and shakes his head ] Just because I didn't punch you, doesn't mean you won't get punched by other people.

[pneumo]

[ You do that, Sascha's going to do that sort of hop-scooch closer people do while they're sitting with their legs crossed. ]

It's okay if you do, it only hurts for a little bit♥

[sandhate]

[ There's going to be an eblow in Sascha's rip ]

Great. Good for you. But not the point. People enjoy their privacy, Sascha. And they don't appreciate it when it's invaded. Maybe you don't care for it but you have to remember what other people might feel about that.

... Why don't you get a roommate?

[pneumo]

[ oof♥ Sascha will flinch, but only slightly because he actually just looks happy for the attention. ]

What's a roommate?

[sandhate]

[ There's more elbow for u if that's what it's going to take to get more of a normal distance between them ]

Someone who you share your room with. That way you don't get lonely.

[pneumo]

[ Oh, Anakya~n♥ ]

....I sleep in Bigby's room. Does that count?

[sandhate]

It... does.

Wait, then why are you here?

[pneumo]

....? Because it's night time. [ And both he and Bigby are nocturnal. Gosh Anakin! ]

[sandhate]

[ He stares. ]

Go sleep with Bigby!

[pneumo]

But Bigby's awake...!

[sandhate]

So am I...?

[pneumo]

...You were asleep though.