spontaneouscombustion: (The Element of Laughter)
Pinkie Pie ([personal profile] spontaneouscombustion) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-06-03 11:10 am

Happy Birthday From the Dark Side!

Who: Finn, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: EVERYWHERE!
Action: The Caprine, especially the bridge.
When: Today~

[Video: Encrypted from Finn]



[HOLY COW that is a huge pink pony grin in your face!]

Gooood morning, everybody~! Gueeeess who's birthday it is today~? If you guessed Finn, then you'd be right! AND you'd be invited to his super special first EVERY birthday party on the Caprine! If you guessed wrong, don't worry, you're invited anyway! There'll be cake and ice cream and music and games and lots and LOTS of blue fizzy drinks! Hope we see you there~!


[Action]



[While Pinkie has Poe distract Finn for most of the day, this little party pony's hard at work making this the best (and only) birthday this ex-Storm Trooper's ever had! As advertised, the whole ship is decorated bow to stern with streamers and lights and balloons. There's music throughout all the speakers, dancing and games on the bridge, and SO MANY TREATS in the kitchen. There's mild and spicy nachos, salsa, cubes of spiky blue fruit that tastes like cantaloupe, candy, and HUGE birthday cake made from as many real ingredients as Pinkie could get her hooves on. There's also a HUGE punch bowl with Pinkie's best punch recipe, and pre-poured cups of what looks like some blue fizzy milkshake. Knock yourselves out, guys, and help Finn have the best birthday ever since the First Order is made of jerks!]
archaeotechnician: (you know what's cooler than space)

[personal profile] archaeotechnician 2016-06-06 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ aphra can't even pretend to be fazed. she gives a firm shake. ]

I've got your word, Pink. [ a beat. ]

Are you going to do this — [ she motions to the decorations — ] for every birthday here?
archaeotechnician: (I've decided I want to be cremated)

[personal profile] archaeotechnician 2016-06-08 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
His first? Oh, Pink. I hate to break it to you [ she doesn't ] but he has to have at least twenty birthdays under his belt already.
archaeotechnician: (when you type atm all I read is ATM)

[personal profile] archaeotechnician 2016-06-08 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ she shrugs. ]

Yeah. That's pretty normal.
archaeotechnician: (I've met some pricks in my life)

[personal profile] archaeotechnician 2016-06-08 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ aphra tugs on her ear. yep, not deaf yet. ]

Some planets are just dirt balls spinning around their star. You can't expect everyone to have had a big party growing up.