Happy Birthday From the Dark Side!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Who: Finn, Pinkie Pie, and YOU!
Broadcast: EVERYWHERE!
Action: The Caprine, especially the bridge.
When: Today~

[Video: Encrypted from Finn]



[HOLY COW that is a huge pink pony grin in your face!]

Gooood morning, everybody~! Gueeeess who's birthday it is today~? If you guessed Finn, then you'd be right! AND you'd be invited to his super special first EVERY birthday party on the Caprine! If you guessed wrong, don't worry, you're invited anyway! There'll be cake and ice cream and music and games and lots and LOTS of blue fizzy drinks! Hope we see you there~!


[Action]



[While Pinkie has Poe distract Finn for most of the day, this little party pony's hard at work making this the best (and only) birthday this ex-Storm Trooper's ever had! As advertised, the whole ship is decorated bow to stern with streamers and lights and balloons. There's music throughout all the speakers, dancing and games on the bridge, and SO MANY TREATS in the kitchen. There's mild and spicy nachos, salsa, cubes of spiky blue fruit that tastes like cantaloupe, candy, and HUGE birthday cake made from as many real ingredients as Pinkie could get her hooves on. There's also a HUGE punch bowl with Pinkie's best punch recipe, and pre-poured cups of what looks like some blue fizzy milkshake. Knock yourselves out, guys, and help Finn have the best birthday ever since the First Order is made of jerks!]

Comments

[forcesensitive]

[He shakes his head, still munching.]

Nope. Another kind of food?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh my gosh, we HAVE to have fondue night. It's cheese and herbs melted in this BIG pot on the table and put veggies and bread on sticks and dip them in, and then you can have CHOCOLATE fondue for dessert where you dip all sorts of fruit and sweets in!

[forcesensitive]

The chocolate we could probably do. And one of the protein flavors is cheddar. But we'd have to be real careful to get it to melt right.

[He likes the idea, though.]

We could probably get it to work.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Yeah! All we need is a couple of the smaller pots and a flame source we can put on the table!

[forcesensitive]

[He looks concerned for a moment.]

Open flame on a ship isn't a great idea. But maybe we could use some alternate heat source?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[One wire sparks on her ONE time!]

Maybe. I'll work on it, don't you worry!

[forcesensitive]

[It's one of those things he doesn't even think about because it's instinctive.]

All right. Let me know what you come up with!