Windrose June Mingle!

[passingthrough]

Who: SS Windrose + Visitors
Broadcast: Unlikely
Action: SS Windrose
When: June — anytime!

[Now featuring bathroom rank II for all your bathtub and and additional ten minutes of water per hour needs! We also have more and faster shuttles! Just last month we made it to actual double-sized beds for all your double-sized fun. Special features include a hanging medicinal herb garden in the cargo bay complete with bacon-flavored kelp and Officer Snuggles the resident security fox!

Please enjoy your stay. Unless you're The Stalker. There's a sandwich bag waiting for you.]

Comments

[passingthrough]

Wanna make out? [Kidding...unless you're gonna do it.]

[winn]

[ he laughs and shuts the door behind them. ]

She's not Kara, I'm pretty sure she'll sit down and start asking questions if she catches us -

[passingthrough]

That's actually much more what I'm used to. Has she already been asking you questions, because I've gotten some.

[winn]

[ looking at her with mild concern and morbid curiosity ]

Ohhhhh - yeah. [ and he was as uncomfortable as you think he was. ] What'd she ask you?

[passingthrough]

Scandalous things like if we'd kissed. [She looks amused.]

[winn]

[ oh, kitty. you got off so easy. he's so jealous. ]

I'll take that any day.

[ flopping into a chair. he's so not ready to have sex talks with a 16 year old girl, he feels so creepy. and how is she flustering him in them? it's so unfair. ]

[passingthrough]

What did she ask you?

[winn]

Are we engaged, can women have premarital sex...

[ shaking his head, he wants to die a little bit just remembering that conversation. ]

Experience correlation with pleasure - [ kill him now, basically. ]

[passingthrough]

You must have loved that. Did you need diagrams to explain it all?

[winn]

Oh yeah, full powerpoint presentation.

[ he's just proud of not having passed out, ok! ]

[passingthrough]

[Laughing.] I wish I could have seen the blush. [She kisses his cheek.]

[winn]

Actually according to her it was more extreme paleness.

[ nodding solemnly. it didn't make her go any easier on him. why is everyone bullying him, kitty? ]

[passingthrough]

Extreme paleness. Now that you mention it, that is kind of your thing. I realize how awkward that must have been talking to a hot underage girl, but otherwise, I hope you are not ashamed of us.

[winn]

Please tell me you're kidding, cuz If I were any prouder, I'd explode into a parade.

[ he has nothing to be ashamed of. if any of them does, it's her, she's the one dating a nerd. ]

I just feel like a creep talking to a 16 year old girl about sex - [ he swears he's not a pervert! margaery's just...she's margaery. she doesn't act like a 16 year old. ]

[passingthrough]

You're already planning a parade, aren't you? It's project 311. [She smiles.] And feeling like a creep when speaking to a 16 year old girl about sex is the appropriate feeling.

[winn]

Nah, project 311 passed months ago, it was outer shielding for project Plato.

[passingthrough]

Oh no, somewhere in the 700s?

[winn]

Approaching 800. [ is he serious? no. but he could very well be if he counted every little project. ]

[passingthrough]

Better be jokes, Schott.

[winn]

Or what, Pryde?

[passingthrough]

Oooooor I will occupy your every free moment and you won't be able to get any of them done.

[winn]

Careful, you're getting in over your head.

[ in a giving-you-a-fair-warning tone. ]

[passingthrough]

Yeah? What are you going to do with me?

[winn]

Nothing on purpose.

[ he'll frustrate the hell out of her just by being himself, come on. ]

[passingthrough]

[She's just going to drape herself on him. He looks very drapable.] Fair. Do all the things as long as time with me is always on the list.