Windrose June Mingle!

[passingthrough]

Who: SS Windrose + Visitors
Broadcast: Unlikely
Action: SS Windrose
When: June — anytime!

[Now featuring bathroom rank II for all your bathtub and and additional ten minutes of water per hour needs! We also have more and faster shuttles! Just last month we made it to actual double-sized beds for all your double-sized fun. Special features include a hanging medicinal herb garden in the cargo bay complete with bacon-flavored kelp and Officer Snuggles the resident security fox!

Please enjoy your stay. Unless you're The Stalker. There's a sandwich bag waiting for you.]

Comments

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Maybe our next stop will be less poisonous. We can just spend it gorging ourselves. I should probably be saving my money instead of putting in for ship upgrades every month.

[tallasaking]

Well that sounds like a delightful plan. In fact, I would enjoy gorging myself, especially as we are friends.

[passingthrough]

I guess I could buy an apple or two for a friend. [She looks amused.]

[tallasaking]

Nor would I. If I could find the bits and bobs, I would even produce a pizza for you, Winn, and Kara.

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I'm slightly concerned you think the ingredients are actually called bits and bobs. [Have a playful wink.] That's really nice of you though. They don't even have that in your world. [Or if they do, Margaery had never heard of it.]

[tallasaking]

I am fairly certain I know the difference between bits and bobs, my friend. [He smirked.] Bobs go on top, yes?

[A sigh.] They do not - and frankly I would give a great deal for my own favorites meals.

[passingthrough]

Sounds right to me.

So, what are your favorite meals, Tyrion? [She can be on the look out.]

[tallasaking]

Oh, roast venison and potatoes, with a fresh blackberry tart and a bottle of Arbor Red to finish. Perhaps an apple to round out the meal. [He sounds almost wistful.] Lily does wonders with paste but she is not that much of a miracle worker.

[passingthrough]

[Do the Starks know you eat their mascot?] Maybe the next stop will have your bits and bobs too. [She'll see what she can do.] Blackberries are pretty good.

[tallasaking]

[That's the Baratheons. And yes.] I do like my bits and bobs. Especially my bits. [Said with a straight face.] ..they are delightful, and I miss them. Tart and sweet, all in one.

[passingthrough]

This has gone to a very strange place. I'm picturing things I don't think you want me picturing.

[tallasaking]

[And now he's laughing.] Good, for once it's not on me to think something perverse.

[passingthrough]

Hey, you led me down this path. Don't pretend otherwise.

[tallasaking]

I shall take it with pride, my dear Kitty. [And yes, he's bowing now.]

[passingthrough]

[She's laughing.] You are a bad influence. I was sure that was supposed to be my job.