Kitty Pryde (
passingthrough) wrote in
driftfleet2016-06-07 09:21 pm
Windrose June Mingle!
Who: SS Windrose + Visitors
Broadcast: Unlikely
Action: SS Windrose
When: June — anytime!
[Now featuring bathroom rank II for all your bathtub and and additional ten minutes of water per hour needs! We also have more and faster shuttles! Just last month we made it to actual double-sized beds for all your double-sized fun. Special features include a hanging medicinal herb garden in the cargo bay complete with bacon-flavored kelp and Officer Snuggles the resident security fox!
Please enjoy your stay. Unless you're The Stalker. There's a sandwich bag waiting for you.]
Broadcast: Unlikely
Action: SS Windrose
When: June — anytime!
[Now featuring bathroom rank II for all your bathtub and and additional ten minutes of water per hour needs! We also have more and faster shuttles! Just last month we made it to actual double-sized beds for all your double-sized fun. Special features include a hanging medicinal herb garden in the cargo bay complete with bacon-flavored kelp and Officer Snuggles the resident security fox!
Please enjoy your stay. Unless you're The Stalker. There's a sandwich bag waiting for you.]

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[He grins back at her, pure wickedness itself, before he solemnly crosses his hand across his heart.]
May I never have lewd thoughts again, may I never speak of the delights of the bedroom, may I never taste of even watered wine again -- if I break my word to you.
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[ a hum and she smiles ]
I feel it is like a dance only very deadly.
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[He chuckles.]
Jaime used to explain it the same way - which is probably why I am a horrible warrior. I have never been one for capering.
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You must not say that, you have fought as well as any man. You are not a horrible warrior, not nearly.
[ a moment passes and she chuckles ]
Mayhaps one day I shall be as capable as Loras, he would find it charming, I trust.
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Perhaps not a horrible one - but certainly not graceful. I go for the kill while I have the chance.
[Tyrion was not a lion who cared to play with his food.]
I have no doubt that you could be. You are much faster than your brother, after all.
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[ she smiles a little ]
He might have been your favorite of Tyrells. I heard my grandmother was giving you quite the hard time before the wedding.
[ there is a giggle there. oh, she does know how difficult her grandmother can be ]
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[He smiled in turn.]
Well, I am not sure how fond I am of him .. but he is higher on the list than your grandmother. Mostly because she's absolutely frightened.
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[ well there is nothing kind to say about her, is there. she seems to try and find one and settles on ]
She does love her children, doesn't she? She is a mother, if naught else.
[ a good one, perhaps not. but a mother, still. she giggles at his next words ]
She is quite a dear, really! She has a sense of humor most people do not understand. I can tell you stories - I told her to try and be gentle and yet when Sansa came to dine with her, she named my father the lord Blowfish of Highgarden.
[ she shakes her head ]
Did she insult you terribly?
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[He pauses, and sighs softly.]
Being a mother seems to be the only thing Cersei has ever been good at. Or at least hasn't utterly failed at.
[His lips crimple at the corners.] Yes, that does sound like your grandmother.
[He shook his head.] No, actually. For a woman who could come up with some fairly snide insults about dwarves and Lannisters ... she saved her venom for my father and sister.