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[ladybro]

Who: Kate Bishop + YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Yesterday evening.

Want to play a game? [ kate's surroundings are, quite evidently, a lush little corner of málum. the neon-y blue tinge of the bar's decor casts its colour over her features. there's a tall, impressively concocted cocktail at her elbow. ] I mean, I know I do. So here's how it goes: you tell me anywhere you'd rather be but here, with the caveat that it can't just be a home. I think it's safe to say that home is a very understandable answer, but it's also a little too achingly realistic for my purposes. So pick somewhere else. Pick Ibiza. Pick Iceland, if you want.

Well, unless Iceland is your home. Then please refer to rule numero uno. It also happens to be the game's only rule. [ short and sweet, that's our katerade.

and maybe about an hour (and maybe another drink) later: ] ...Does anyone wanna come dance with me?

[ swipe right, dear flooters. swipe right. ]

Comments

[huaaaaagh]

Ahh, got it. That's pretty cool, actually.

[Sounds pretty par for the course. He's used to women being more badass than the men at this point.]

[ladybro]

Yeah, right? I mean. I don't know her personally. But she certainly seems cool.

[huaaaaagh]

...Wait, do you mean back home? You met Thor and Loki there?

[They're in this weird multiverse crossfire here, so you really have to check first.]

[ladybro]

Sure. Spent a little more time with Loki than I wanted to, to be honest.

[ what a punchable face. ]

[huaaaaagh]

Hah, I bet my sister would freak out if she heard about that. She loves this stuff.

[ladybro]

Oh? Is it the mythology she loves?

[huaaaaagh]

I think so, yeah. She read a lot of books about mythology and legends when we were little, but I didn't pay much attention to which ones.

[ladybro]

Thor's cool, sure, but -- sometimes I'm not certain every single mythological figure really lives up to their literary hype.

[huaaaaagh]

Yeah, tell me about it. There's nothing quite like meeting your would-be hero and finding out their potential for awful firsthand.

[A bitterness one carries to their grave...!]

[ladybro]

It can be tough swallowing that they're just as messy as the rest of us. Sometimes more so.

[huaaaaagh]

Legendary people making legendary mistakes. It makes them more believable, but at the same time, it definitely breaks the illusion.

[ladybro]

And sometimes the world, too. Higher risks and all that.

[huaaaaagh]

I can't say much about that. My world's never had stakes that high, which I should probably be grateful for.

[ladybro]

Never? What -- are things pretty peaceful there?

[huaaaaagh]

For the most part, yeah. I mean, there's conflicts here and there, but nothing very far-reaching. Basic stuff you hear on the news, that's about it.

[ladybro]

And supervillains?

[huaaaaagh]

What, like from comic books and stuff? Nope, never heard of those. Not IRL, anyway.

[What the heck, is she for real.]

[ladybro]

[ irl. you cutie. ]

Like the big bad guys. The ones who try, altogether too often, so wreck everything on a global scale? No?

[huaaaaagh]

[shhh nerds are delicate]

No way. No villains, no monsters, just normal people.

[Even taking into consideration the two years he's was out of commission, he's pretty sure someone would have told him if some evil genius had tried to take over the world once he'd woken up.]

[ladybro]

So. No heroes, neither, then?

[huaaaaagh]

Not... really. Not in the traditional sense, anyway.

[Other people would probably feel differently - Asuna would scold him for not counting himself - but he's never shared the sentiment.]

Everyone's got their own individual hero, but I don't think that's what you mean.

[ladybro]

The caped and cowled kind. I guess that's what I mean.

[huaaaaagh]

Deeefinitely not. Spandex is strictly limited to athletes and cosplayers.

[ladybro]

Shame. It's not all that uncomfortable, if I'm honest.

[huaaaaagh]

Are you experienced in the way of the spandex'd cape and cowl, then?