video » fleetwide

[ladybro]

Who: Kate Bishop + YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Iskaulit
When: Yesterday evening.

Want to play a game? [ kate's surroundings are, quite evidently, a lush little corner of málum. the neon-y blue tinge of the bar's decor casts its colour over her features. there's a tall, impressively concocted cocktail at her elbow. ] I mean, I know I do. So here's how it goes: you tell me anywhere you'd rather be but here, with the caveat that it can't just be a home. I think it's safe to say that home is a very understandable answer, but it's also a little too achingly realistic for my purposes. So pick somewhere else. Pick Ibiza. Pick Iceland, if you want.

Well, unless Iceland is your home. Then please refer to rule numero uno. It also happens to be the game's only rule. [ short and sweet, that's our katerade.

and maybe about an hour (and maybe another drink) later: ] ...Does anyone wanna come dance with me?

[ swipe right, dear flooters. swipe right. ]

Comments

[video]

[ladybro]

I feel the exact same way about the Vienna opera house.

[video]

[collegedropout]

[oh my gosh you get the biggest dimpled dumb grin]

You're big on opera?

[video]

[ladybro]

When it's good, sure.

[ snob alert. ]

[video]

[collegedropout]

Oooo, very choosey about your opera experience, are you?

[video]

[ladybro]

More like I possess a discerning ear.

Re: [video]

[collegedropout]

Yeah? And what opera would you recommend to someone who's more used to Broadway theater?

[video]

[ladybro]

The Magic Flute is always a crowd-pleaser.

[video]

[collegedropout]

[Oh, gosh, the name alone makes him grin brightly.]

Let me guess; it's about a magic flute.

[video]

[ladybro]

Wow, you must be a detective.

[ she smiles. ]

[video]

[collegedropout]

Close enough. I've been an FBI agent, a police officer, a coroner, a wildlife ranger...

[video]

[ladybro]

Is con-man the next item on that list?

[ because that's the only way she's gonna believe you've been all of those, mister. ]

[video]

[collegedropout]

[Snerk.]

Only when we hustle at pool.

No, I'm a hunter. People who take care of monsters that the general public tends to think aren't real.

[video]

[ladybro]

[ clearing her throat, she resists the urge to challenge his hustle.

instead: ] What kind of monsters?

[video]

[collegedropout]

The kind that leave bodies for us to read about.

But... just about any you can imagine, I guess.

[video]

[ladybro]

[ vague, sam. very vague. ]

Alien? Cosmic? Supernatural? C'mon, you can't just say any I could imagine. I can imagine a lot of things.

[video]

[collegedropout]

Alien... kind of...? Cosmic for sure. Supernatural, always.

I don't know — um. Werewolves, vampires, ghouls and zombies. Wendigos, banshee, wraiths, gods. Demons and angels. A unicorn, a ball-pit shark. A living teddy bear the size of a mascot. Um. A rabbit's foot.

It's a long list.

[video]

[ladybro]

...Ball-pit shark?

[ because let's be honest, that's the only thing on that list that legit throws her for a loop. ]

[video]

[collegedropout]

Uh, yeah. Long story, but maybe I can shorten it enough. Um. A guy who worked at a kid's pizza chain got involved with witchcraft, started killing off parents and employees with materialized versions of children's worst nightmares.

The kids drew them on special place-mats so that the pizza mascot could 'magic' them away, but obviously this worker had bigger ideas.

[video]

[ladybro]

Wow, that's twisted. What was his evil origin story?

[video]

[collegedropout]

[He scoffs, but it's a sad little thing.]

Not much to it, really.

Humans can go pretty dark from relatively innocent places. I guess you could just say it was years of build-up after the death of his brother.

He had a lot of issues that he never got over.

[video]

[ladybro]

-- I'm trying to come up with a quip about how he should have gotten therapy or whatever but, it keeps sounding crass in my head. Quips are less fun when they're cripplingly true.

[video]

[collegedropout]

[It's nice when therapy actually helps.

For a lot of people, it never will. Because, uh. The therapist will think they're clinically insane and they'd get nowhere. Sam certainly would never go to one, wouldn't begin to know how to explain without them assuming he's psychotic.]

Unfortunately.

He ended up killed by his own tool for murder. Fitting for someone who killed all for a manager's position at a kid's pizza place, but it's still depressing.

[video]

[ladybro]

[ don't mind her overbearing nosiness, but: ] So what does that count as, in Hunter terms? A win? A loss? A draw?

[VIDEO]

[collegedropout]

[A moment's pause.]

He was stopped from killing another child's mother or father, but it won't bring back the parents that he already killed. What would you call it? Stopping a murderer from killing more people?

[VIDEO]

[ladybro]

...Definitely a win.