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[residu]

Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

Comments

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[helladoomed]

yeah you're right

that does sound incredibly stupid

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[residu]

thank you.
god that person was crazy

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[helladoomed]

though i guess meat could cause cancer

i mean, everything other fuckin thing seems to cause cancer anymore

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[residu]

yeah
it's a pain in the ass
some people get all high and mighty about it though

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[tallasaking]

What precisely is cancer?

[residu]

are you being serious
i can't tell

[tallasaking]

I am absolutely being serious - what is cancer?

[residu]

uhh
it's
like it's a disease? your body's cells kind of go crazy and grow all wrong until you die
it's pretty much a shitty way to die

[tallasaking]

Ah ... well. I can assure you, our meats never gave us that kind of disease.

[What in the name of the Seven - that was just wrong!]

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[ladybro]

Why? Does it cause cancer where you come from?

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[ Right?? That's what he thinks too ]

k that's what i thought
i think that woman was just insane

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not as far as i know
but there was this crazy woman saying it did
then again she also was asking for vat pizza and strippers so

[ladybro]

Vat pizza. Wow. I don't think I wanna know.

[residu]

no you really don't

[ladybro]

Like is 'vat' and acronym or...

No. Yeah. Don't wanna know.

[residu]

just stop before you get to the horror

[ladybro]

We could talk about the strippers instead.

[ SHE'S JOKING. ]

[residu]

[ KJSDGLSDGSLGDS JIHWAN'S SO GLAD THIS IS TEXT, because he just went red on his end ]

i'll pass

[ladybro]

[ SOMEWHERE ON THE BLAMELESS, kate bishop is legit cackling to herself. yes, all in a day's work. ]

Vat pizza it is, then.

[residu]

[ more like the SS GUILTY wow ]

yaaaay.
ugh just thinking about it makes me nauseous

[ladybro]

Did whoever-it-was explain it to you? Does it come from a vat?

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the person it came from it bonkers so i didn't ask
pretty sure she'd just call me a murderer or a caveman again

[ladybro]

...A caveman?

[ seriously? ]

[residu]

she's insane

[ladybro]

Maybe. [ but kate the terminal do-gooder adds: ] Or maybe she really is from a world where meat is poisonous.