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Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

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[helladoomed]

yeah you're right

that does sound incredibly stupid

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thank you.
god that person was crazy

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[tallasaking]

What precisely is cancer?

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are you being serious
i can't tell

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[ladybro]

Why? Does it cause cancer where you come from?

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not as far as i know
but there was this crazy woman saying it did
then again she also was asking for vat pizza and strippers so

[goldenglasses]

[Voice]

What?!

[Wait, he wrote this. Scrambling for a pen.]

NO!!!!!!! [And underlining that for good measure.]

(ooc: Vash looks and acts human, but he is not. Not sure if that will effect him over the comms or at all, but thought I would note for you just in case!)

LMAO vashhhh

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[ ooc; HE'S ALL GOOD, he looks human so that'll be fine 8>b ]

whoa uh
relax
i mean its nice to hear someone else be super-sure about that but you almost broke my ear drums there

[pain_train]

dumbass

enjoy murdering animals and dying prematurely

[residu]

oh good
you're here

[ FEEL THE love SARCASM WRATH ]

[tallasaking]

What in the name of the Seven is 'vat tofu' and why would you eat anything coming out of a vat?

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[neversets]

There's evidence on my Earth that processed meats contribute to bowel and stomach cancer and that excessive red meat consumption could be a contributor to bowel cancer.

BUT eating lean red meats one or twice a meat is considered safe and eating fish actually reduces cancer risk.

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ugh yeah processed shit is just gross
but i didn't know that fish actually...helped

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[ecclesiophobic]

Probably.

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not another one

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[feathery]

lmao
at least you knew it sounded stupid before you posted it

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i feel like i've lost brain cells doing it

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[wolfehawke]

[Jihwan's text appears on the network just as Adalwolfe is scrolling through it out of boredom. They haven't talked since he made Jihwan faint, so the mage hopes the younger man isn't going to just ignore him. Or worse, call the space Templars or something. If that's even a thing. Is there a space Chantry? With a space Divine?

Okay he's getting overly distracted here.]

I doubt cancer, but bad meat will make you sick.

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[ Oh Hawke.... No, he hasn't called the space-templars. But he has been very wary about running into him the last day or so, just because he's awkward about fainting in front of people and he isn't entirely sure if he hallucinated the whole spoon thing. But it won't stop him replying now! ]

well yeah if you don't cook it right or leave it out sure

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[universal_charm]

Not that I know of. Why the sudden concern?

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crazy girl stuff
don't worry about it

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[unbearablynaive]

As a matter of fact, processed meats have been shown to cause an increase in bowel cancer. Red meats are a probable cause, though data is as yet insufficient.

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[ecclesiophobic]

Is it so? That's going to be a bad way to die.

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doesn't fish like
help with that though?

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[intelligently]

Does it cause cancer where you come from?

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not that i know??