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Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

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[neversets]

There's evidence on my Earth that processed meats contribute to bowel and stomach cancer and that excessive red meat consumption could be a contributor to bowel cancer.

BUT eating lean red meats one or twice a meat is considered safe and eating fish actually reduces cancer risk.

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ugh yeah processed shit is just gross
but i didn't know that fish actually...helped

[neversets]

Salami, ham, bacon, pastrami, chorizo, all that.

Yeah, they reckon fish helps minimise cancer risks. I mean, just from what I understand, I'm not a doctor, or nutritionist or the like. And I don't know if the experience of my Earth can be used across other Earths.

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please tell me pepperoni is still ok
salami i can live without but

[neversets]

Sorry, that would be a highly processed meat.

Still, don't eat a lot of it, you're fine.

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how much is a lot exactly
like a pizza every now and again is fine right

[neversets]

We did cover the "not a doctor, or nutritionist or anything like it" right?

I can't get cancer, so I don't know. I'm a superhero, I can tell you how to lift a building without breaking it but I don't know how much pizza is okay without increasing cancer risks.

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wait what

[ did he read that right?? Lifting a building? ]

[neversets]

Lemme guess, your world doesn't have superheroes?

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only in comic book form

[neversets]

Okay, well, in my world, they're a thing. A very well known thing. I'm one of them.

I'm Apollo. I have super powers and the greatest kid ever. My daughter is amazing.

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i uhh
congrats?

[neversets]

Thanks.

Being a dad was the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Even if my husband sort of pushed me into it.

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like to adopt?????
or
uhh

[neversets]

Yeah. We adopted her. Her parents died the day she was born.

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oh
shit
i mean....she's lucky you guys took her in

[ But still. The poor girl ): ]

[neversets]

Well, not many people could cope with a superpowered baby.

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your baby has super powers

[ Apollo. ]

[neversets]

Yeah. She's my unique little baby girl.

But if I baby talk her now, she whines. She's nearly seven.

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i'm uh
i'm gonna need a minute
that's honestly great andd all don't get me wrong

[neversets]

Sure.

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[ Aaand like ten minutes later. ]

sorry
like really it's not cause it's two guys having a daughter or anything i swear
that's totally cool and she's really lucky