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[residu]

Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

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[goldenglasses]

[Voice]

What?!

[Wait, he wrote this. Scrambling for a pen.]

NO!!!!!!! [And underlining that for good measure.]

(ooc: Vash looks and acts human, but he is not. Not sure if that will effect him over the comms or at all, but thought I would note for you just in case!)

LMAO vashhhh

[residu]

[ ooc; HE'S ALL GOOD, he looks human so that'll be fine 8>b ]

whoa uh
relax
i mean its nice to hear someone else be super-sure about that but you almost broke my ear drums there

[goldenglasses]

(ooc: Thought so! Wasn't sure!)

Sorry!

But cancer causing meat? That's just so CRUEL!!!! [He's going to draw a quick frowny face to make sure his point is clear.]

[residu]

uhhh
yeah?
i mean it'd suck if it were true but i'm pretty sure that girl's just nuts

[goldenglasses]

I sure hope so!!! I'd never want to live in a place where meat gives you cancer!

I wonder if that means all the animals have cancer to start with if it is true.

[residu]

oh my god that is not a thought i need thanks

[ EATING CANCER MEAT....VASH WHY ]

[goldenglasses]

That might not be it. You can't get cancer from someone.

[A pause as he taps his finger once or twice.]

Radio active meat???!?

[He's so helpful.]

[residu]

why would ANYONE eat radioactive meat??

[goldenglasses]

I don't know know!!! I'm not the one from the world of cancer meat!

[residu]

neither am i!!!!

[goldenglasses]

Then let us be glad for THAT!!! Man, some of the places in the galaxy sound AWFUL!

[residu]

uuugh tell me about it
i never wanna go to that girl's planet

[goldenglasses]

Me either.

Oh, and I'm Vash.

[residu]

jihwan
nice to uh
meet you
i guess

[ while talking about cancerous meat...... ]

[goldenglasses]

This place better not serve cancer food. That would be just cruel.