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[residu]

Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

Comments

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[feathery]

lmao
at least you knew it sounded stupid before you posted it

[residu]

i feel like i've lost brain cells doing it

[feathery]

id say i lost brain cells reading it but considering most of the inquiries that make it onto the network are super serious
with super serious replies
im down with some levity

[residu]

god it's true like some of the shit that pops up here is insane
what the hell are people doing

[feathery]

treating our makeshift internet with way more seriousness than it deserves
an outside viewer might think the network is made up entirely of senior citizens if it werent for the video broadcasts

[residu]

that or a bunch of lawyers or something
everyone's always talking about business
like serious stuff business not actual business
except for that dude with the bar

[feathery]

yeah a lot of the time its kind of impressive how much serious business manages to get discussed
have you been here long enough to endure a round of philosophy hour

[residu]

no
what is that

[feathery]

people dwelling on the meaning of life
with a side of inquiries better left for a therapy session
its about as exciting as it sounds some anon asked how many of us had murdered a dude a while back

[residu]

how many of us had murdered someone?!

[feathery]

uh
turns out a lot and thats just the sample size from people who bothered to respond

[residu]

holy fuck

[ because what else do you say to that really?? ]

[feathery]

pretty much
though i probably could have delivered that a little more delicately
or
not at all
but its too late i dropped this shit like your grandmothers favorite kitschy hallmark figurine and it shattered all over the floor

[residu]

isn't there some kind of like
space police or something for that shit

[feathery]

i guess if you want to count anyone with a security augment but i bet some of them have done the murder thing too
i dont think atroma screens us for that shit
or maybe they do?
maybe thats part of the drama factor

[residu]

wow nope
is there any way to resign from this
i'm done

[feathery]

you could fill out the complaints form thats floating around

[residu]

a complaint form

[ Oh my god Atroma why ]

[feathery]

yeah here

[And Davesprite sends him the form described here. He's a helper.]

[residu]

is there any point in filling this out or

[ Because SOMEHOW he gets the feeling these are never read...or even looked at... ]

[feathery]

depends
how bored are you

[residu]

[ The answer is INCREDIBLY. Jihwan sighs and in real life, holds his face in hands for a moment. ]

i'll get started