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[residu]

Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

Comments

[residu]

you should rename that punisher guy

[ladybro]

And risk getting punished for it? Oh hell no.

[residu]

fffhahaha
that was dumb

[ladybro]

Look, there wasn't much to work with in the first place. I do my best!

[residu]

i'd clap

[ladybro]

Thank you, thank you.

You know, I have an alias.

[residu]

you serious?

[ladybro]

100%. Do you want to know it?

[residu]

as long as it has nothing to do with vat tofu?
hit me

[ladybro]

Hawkeye.

[ she feels pretty comfortable telling him. after all, there's nothing uncanny about her. her adventures? maybe. but she's just a gal with a paleolithic weapon. if anything, she's laughably normal. ]

[residu]

[ And that's probably why he's comfortable talking to her, comparatively. Maybe not so much yet in person, but here? It's easier to let loose a little more. ]

like the sharp-shooter hawkeye?

[ladybro]

Exactly like a sharp-shooter.

[residu]

are you actually or??

[ladybro]

A marksman? Absolutely. And a damn good one.

[ one of the greatest the world has ever known, some would say. ]

[residu]

[ This is incredibly impressive to him, seeing as how firearms are completely and totally illegal where he hails from :D ]

like with guns and stuff??

[ladybro]

In a pinch, sure. But I prefer arrows.

[residu]

ohhh
ok that makes more sense
cool

[ladybro]

[ oh, neato. she's cool. ]

Do you have any hobbies? Skills your proud of?

[residu]

[ Yes. yes she is, and she deserves it. ]

uhh
i dunno i don't suck at school i guess?

[ which is important because he has college entrance exams to take soon!! ]

[ladybro]

Favorite subject?

[residu]

math

[ because it's easy... ]

[ladybro]

A 'by the numbers' sort of guy. I can dig it. Do you like science, too?

[residu]

biology's pretty neat?
but i suck at chem
too many molecules and names

[ladybro]

I liked physics.

[ of course she did. ]

[residu]

i skipped out on that for p.e.