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[residu]

Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

Comments

[ladybro]

Could be worse. Left-You could've ended up liking vat pizza.

[residu]

fuck
peanut butter and anchovies is suddenly incredibly ok

[ladybro]

It's all about perspective, Jihwan.

[residu]

right-me better have become a champion or something

[ladybro]

With a cool alias.

[residu]

i dunno
han jihwan's a pretty cool name

[ladybro]

Han "the Reckoning" Jihwan.

[residu]

......
ok i gotta admit
that's killer

[ladybro]

What can I say? I have a talent.

[residu]

you should rename that punisher guy

[ladybro]

And risk getting punished for it? Oh hell no.

[residu]

fffhahaha
that was dumb

[ladybro]

Look, there wasn't much to work with in the first place. I do my best!

[residu]

i'd clap

[ladybro]

Thank you, thank you.

You know, I have an alias.

[residu]

you serious?

[ladybro]

100%. Do you want to know it?

[residu]

as long as it has nothing to do with vat tofu?
hit me

[ladybro]

Hawkeye.

[ she feels pretty comfortable telling him. after all, there's nothing uncanny about her. her adventures? maybe. but she's just a gal with a paleolithic weapon. if anything, she's laughably normal. ]

[residu]

[ And that's probably why he's comfortable talking to her, comparatively. Maybe not so much yet in person, but here? It's easier to let loose a little more. ]

like the sharp-shooter hawkeye?

[ladybro]

Exactly like a sharp-shooter.

[residu]

are you actually or??

[ladybro]

A marksman? Absolutely. And a damn good one.

[ one of the greatest the world has ever known, some would say. ]

[residu]

[ This is incredibly impressive to him, seeing as how firearms are completely and totally illegal where he hails from :D ]

like with guns and stuff??

[ladybro]

In a pinch, sure. But I prefer arrows.