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[residu]

Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

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[ecclesiophobic]

Probably.

[residu]

not another one

[ecclesiophobic]

Was? Most of the meat had tumors in my world, so probably eating it did things to me too.

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..............................
why exactly did your meat have tumors

[ecclesiophobic]

Because about a quarter of it was too irradiated for human life.

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again:
why the fuck

[ecclesiophobic]

Because child when madmen who want to destroy humanity get their hands on nuclear weapons or mutants with nuclear powers...

[residu]

okay
do i want to know what you mean by mutant

[ecclesiophobic]

Next stage of human evolution. Generally possessing powers not found in humans naturally.

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please tell me you are talking about being born without wisdom teeth

[ecclesiophobic]

[His next message is a photo attachment of a man, if men came shaped like the devil. It's in good lighting for once, Kurt holding the communicator with one hand so his other hand and tail can be seen. He's grinning ear to ear, sharp teeth glinting.]

That too.

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[ Whiiiich Jihwan promptly drops with a screech when it shows up on his communicator after he opens the attachment, the poor thing clattering to the ground. KURT YOU DICK WHAT WAS THAT ]

[ecclesiophobic]

[HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE AND SUPERIOR BOD, THAT'S WHAT! No appreciation for the classics, this is what's wrong with kids these days.]

[residu]

[ HE WAS NOT EXPECTING A GREMLIN OK. A very real-looking gremlin... ]

[ecclesiophobic]

[Excuse you, he is a dashing devil of a man. Not a thing that can't eat after midnight he would starve.]

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[ He is a TERRIFYING devil of a man, excuse. Jihwan can't even answer ]