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[residu]

Who: Han Jihwan
Broadcast: text
Action: First Breath
When: now

okay so
this is going to sound INCREDIBLY STUPID but


[ UGH. UUUGGGGHHHHH, god why. Wrath this is all your fault. ]

does like....meat cause cancer where you guys come from

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[residu]

not as far as i know
but there was this crazy woman saying it did
then again she also was asking for vat pizza and strippers so

[ladybro]

Vat pizza. Wow. I don't think I wanna know.

[residu]

no you really don't

[ladybro]

Like is 'vat' and acronym or...

No. Yeah. Don't wanna know.

[residu]

just stop before you get to the horror

[ladybro]

We could talk about the strippers instead.

[ SHE'S JOKING. ]

[residu]

[ KJSDGLSDGSLGDS JIHWAN'S SO GLAD THIS IS TEXT, because he just went red on his end ]

i'll pass

[ladybro]

[ SOMEWHERE ON THE BLAMELESS, kate bishop is legit cackling to herself. yes, all in a day's work. ]

Vat pizza it is, then.

[residu]

[ more like the SS GUILTY wow ]

yaaaay.
ugh just thinking about it makes me nauseous

[ladybro]

Did whoever-it-was explain it to you? Does it come from a vat?

[residu]

the person it came from it bonkers so i didn't ask
pretty sure she'd just call me a murderer or a caveman again

[ladybro]

...A caveman?

[ seriously? ]

[residu]

she's insane

[ladybro]

Maybe. [ but kate the terminal do-gooder adds: ] Or maybe she really is from a world where meat is poisonous.

[residu]

even if she's from a world where meat explodes she's still totally insane

[ladybro]

Not exactly open-minded to possibility, are you.

[residu]

i am 100% open to the possibility that she is both

[ladybro]

I don't think that counts.

[residu]

sure it does

[ladybro]

Okay. Sure. Tell me why.

[residu]

i am technically open to a possibility
just not the one where she's crazy BECAUSE of her world having cancer meat

[ladybro]

...Because you don't want to believe in alternate universes.

[residu]

basically
like
how is that even a thing???

[ladybro]

I don't know. I'm not a physicist. But people who are are have been theorizing about that sorta thing for decades. Maybe longer. It's more science than it is anything else.

[residu]

sooo
not like
magical fantasy shit