002 // from ten in the morning, we are honest til nine

[serpentis]

Who: Dorian Pavus
Broadcast: Fleet-wide
Action: If needed, Adsum
When: TONIGHT!

[Dorian smiles a bit, secretively, and leans back in his chair, kicking his ankle onto his opposite knee.

He looks relaxed, and...his mustache is waxed. And he's wearing eyeliner with wings sharp enough to kill a man.]

I have a business proposition, for anyone interested. It's simple work, but I cannot offer payment in money. I can, however, offer use of my services.

[And...yep, gonna leave that there and smirk into the camera.]

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[wilder]

Hey, it's not desperation if you're talented and resourceful- it's a pragmatic business opportunity.

But then what kind of services are you offering?

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[serpentis]

[Yep, locking this down, because he doesn't want to get busted for ILLEGAL SMUGGLING and who knows who can see this stuff.]

Simply put, I need assistance smuggling things back to the Three Twins. A good pair of scissors, some razors...and cosmetics, as well. Those that wish to help are given one free session of my time with the smuggled goods, be it a haircut or anything else they may want.

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[wilder]

[So much illegal!]

Wait. Are you...setting up a salon or something?

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[serpentis]

[He nods.]

Something of the sort. It would appear I have a better grasp of proper grooming than some. I suppose it's as much for my own benefit as everyone else's, but I hope to have something that everyone can make use of.

[After all, this is Inquisition. This means LIPGLOSS FOR EVERYONE.]

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[wilder]

Hm, good point. We are running a bit ragged for a group that's apparently being watched for entertainment.

[He shrugs lightly]

Give me a few hours, I'll be able to get some of that stuff on your list.

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[serpentis]

I've obtained most of it, but any donations are accepted, of course. I will let Ino know she can expect and incoming delivery, thank you.

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[wilder]

Ha- no problem at all. It'll be fun! ♪