002 // from ten in the morning, we are honest til nine

[serpentis]

Who: Dorian Pavus
Broadcast: Fleet-wide
Action: If needed, Adsum
When: TONIGHT!

[Dorian smiles a bit, secretively, and leans back in his chair, kicking his ankle onto his opposite knee.

He looks relaxed, and...his mustache is waxed. And he's wearing eyeliner with wings sharp enough to kill a man.]

I have a business proposition, for anyone interested. It's simple work, but I cannot offer payment in money. I can, however, offer use of my services.

[And...yep, gonna leave that there and smirk into the camera.]

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[heresyandlace]

Well met. You may call me Tek, if you'd like.

[and--yep, he likes this guy already. entrepreneurial and a little bit sneaky.]

And the arrangement sounds interesting... though the payout does make me wonder. What exactly do you mean by it?

Since, I'm sorry to say, not all of the smuggled goods in this area interest me.

[intoxicants aren't very appealing when you can't get intoxicated.]

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[serpentis]

[Dorian smirks a bit, and fusses with his mustache a little.]

Scissors, razors, cosmetics from Adsum, where they revel in vanity. I've obtained a rather decent cache. Those that help are entitled to one session with me.

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[heresyandlace]

[his perfect eyebrows raise! ...this is not what he was expecting at all.]

Oh.

You mean the vanity items...

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[serpentis]

[He chuckles.]

Forgive me, I was only having a bit of fun and hoping to get your attention.

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[heresyandlace]

Well, you have.

[he kind of grins, then.]

Cosmetics, you say?

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[serpentis]

Indeed. Have you seen some of the crews here? Dreadful. I aim to remedy that.

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[heresyandlace]

Goodness, what a noble goal! I wholeheartedly support it.

[please surround him with more pretty things please]

A chance to stretch my legs and help out on something fun, and an offer to be pampered as a reward? It sounds too good to be true.

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[serpentis]

Well, it is, indeed, true. If you are able to assist, I can tell you where to find me on Adsum.

[heresyandlace]

Consider it a deal.

Just tell me where to be.