002 // from ten in the morning, we are honest til nine

[serpentis]

Who: Dorian Pavus
Broadcast: Fleet-wide
Action: If needed, Adsum
When: TONIGHT!

[Dorian smiles a bit, secretively, and leans back in his chair, kicking his ankle onto his opposite knee.

He looks relaxed, and...his mustache is waxed. And he's wearing eyeliner with wings sharp enough to kill a man.]

I have a business proposition, for anyone interested. It's simple work, but I cannot offer payment in money. I can, however, offer use of my services.

[And...yep, gonna leave that there and smirk into the camera.]

Comments

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[ino]

[ She's ignoring the actual content of this post to say: ]

Dorian, I do love what you've done with the eyeliner.

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[serpentis]

[INO WHAT A DARLING]

Thank you, Ino. Good to see that all my effort and years of practice haven't gone unappreciated.

[And then he smirks like he's got a secret.]

I have a surprise for you- you can expect deliveries to the Three Twins shortly.

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[ino]

[ a hand to her heart, she blinks oh-so-innocently ]

For me?

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[serpentis]

Partially. I will offer you the same as everyone else, once it's all settled. Perhaps, ah! You can be a demonstration for the rest. How would you care to be a model?

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[ino]

[ Who do you think you are talking to Dorian ]

Well, I do have some prior modeling experience.

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[serpentis]

I am hardly surprised, looking at you. It's a wonder you don't have people laying themselves at your feet.

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[ino]

[ OH, YOU FLATTERER, YOU. ]

Well, the situation is a little bit different here, after all.

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[serpentis]

I understand. Still, I'll make you the envy of everyone else, hmm? And you can visit Adsum with me sometime! We'll make the locals doubt that there are anything more than polished glass compared to jewels like us.