Let's all hold hands and sing Kumbaya

[notzubats]

Who: Everybody! It's a planet mingle!
Broadcast: If You want!
Action: On the Holding Hands plant!
When: From June 23 until whenever we need a new mingle.

[At long last, the fleet has arrived to a new planet. This means it's time for a mingle guys! Get in! ]

Comments

[axiomed]

What proof?

[beathach]

Which argument? Immaturity or lying?

[axiomed]

Both.

[beathach]

[oh Charles, brace yourself] Alright, let's start with the first.

[he holds up a finger to tick off each point of proof]

You read terrible erotica, you've put images of cabaret girls in my head, I've seen how you and Erik act around each other numerous times - which, honestly, should be all the proof I need -

Should I keep going?

[axiomed]

Erik and I have never done anything inappropriate in front of others!

[beathach]

I beg your pardon.

[axiomed]

Certainly nothing too inappropriate.

[beathach]

Hotel room.

[axiomed]

Technically, you didn't see anything.

[beathach]

But I heard it, and fled to a bar until you were finished.

That counts as inappropriate, Charles.

[axiomed]

Why, Hank, were you listening?

[beathach]

I was right there.

[axiomed]

Shame on you, Hank.

[beathach]

[you insufferable brat]

Learn subtlety, Charles.

[axiomed]

Or get out quickly enough.

[beathach]

Is that really your solution?

[axiomed]

Considering I can't move as fast? Yes, it is.

[beathach]

Or you could just ask me to leave? Honestly, you two are as bad as a couple of teenagers sometimes.

[axiomed]

Coming from the man who has my sister in his lab at odd hours of the night, is that really wise?

[beathach]

—are you really going there? [THAT ISN'T FAIR, CHARLES] We were sleeping!

[axiomed]

Is that what we're calling it now.

[beathach]

It's not a euphemism.

[axiomed]

[ ALL THE PAYBACK. ]

Oh? Then perhaps it should be.

[beathach]

[that crashing noise you hear is Hank's mind completely derailing. Look away folks, it's ugly]

C-Charles.

[axiomed]

[ He rolls his eyes. ]

This is why no one believes you're thirty, you realize.