Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop! It's the July Capringle!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Who: The Capringles and any visitors!
Broadcast: If you want.
Action: The SS Caprine
When: Throughout the month of July!

[Hooray, no more gas masks!]

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[spontaneouscombustion]

[Heeheehee how to play this?]

Guess!

[Pinkie, there's only, like, one other pony in the fleet, it's not like he's going to have to logic it out.]

[helluva_pilot]

[Okay, ready for a really sad admission of fact?]

I... haven't met any of the other ponies in the fleet?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[GASP!]

You mean Cheese Sandwich hasn't thrown you a party yet?!

[That's AWFUL!]

[helluva_pilot]

...no?

Should I feel hurt, insulted, or both?

[spontaneouscombustion]

SHOCKED! It's okay, we've got TWO party ponies prioritizing this now! When's your birthday?

[Complete with "challenge accepted" face.]

[helluva_pilot]

I'm shocked! Definitely.

Uh... on a day that doesn't exist on this calendar, I think. Weren't you going to do some party math to figure that out a while ago?

[spontaneouscombustion]

[... They totally did, didn't they? Pinkie GASPS at how atrocious this crime of hers is.]

Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT?! How could I forget THIS?!

[Coming from the pony who forgot her own birthday. Then again, she's not nearly this bad when it's not her OWN birthday. Almost like her mun made plans and then totally slipped on them.]

Okay, no more stalling, math time!

[helluva_pilot]

Whoa, whoa, it's okay Pinkie. Not a big deal. I don't think my birthday's passed us by. [Wow, he had no idea it was this big of a deal.]

For what it's worth, It had been my birthday a couple of lunar cycles before I got here. About... 75 days or so, maybe? [It's kind of easy to lose track of that sort of thing when you're on the run from the First Order.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

Okay, okay, I can work with that. Hm, here the Caprine or here the Marsiva?

[helluva_pilot]

[He has to think about this. Time has kind of... run together a little.] On the Marsiva.

Thank you, AC archives and tagged intro posts.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Gotcha, gotcha. OOH, so it's January 10 then!

[Dang, that's some fast mental calendar math! Good thing Pinkie's been making notes of arrival anniversaries in case... anybody actually WANTS to celebrate them.]

[helluva_pilot]

Okay, great!

...is that any time soon?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Not for six more months; January's the first month of the year. That gives me PLENTY of time for party planning, though~

[helluva_pilot]

[Hey, he's game for a party, always.]

Guess that means I better have some big expectations.

[spontaneouscombustion]

You know you better~!

[helluva_pilot]

Better start cooking your hot sauce up now.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Ohoho don't you worry. I'll get you a sauce that'll make the Ghost-Maker taste like goat's milk!

[helluva_pilot]

We better not let Finn in the same room as it.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Heehee, prooobably not.

[Poor poor Finn.]