Once You Pop, the Fun Don't Stop! It's the July Capringle!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Who: The Capringles and any visitors!
Broadcast: If you want.
Action: The SS Caprine
When: Throughout the month of July!

[Hooray, no more gas masks!]

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[thetruehistorian]

What possible use would I have for an ear in the cupboard?

[Once its task is done, the extra limb deteriorates, turning into flesh-colored petals that- somehow- blow away and disappear.]

You're quite collected in the face of an abnormality. A good trait for a pilot, I'd think.

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[helluva_pilot]

No idea. If it's not yours, I can put it in the lost and found. [After being a pilot for this many years, he's used to people trying to mess with him. He's not going to blink.]

I've flown a lot of interesting places. And met a lot of interesting aliens.

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[thetruehistorian]

Would I be considered an alien in your world, then?

[Robin cocks her head to the side, curious. She's always considered herself human, but perhaps from a different perspective she'd be something quite different.]

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[helluva_pilot]

[Shrug.]

If you're growing extra hands? Probably. [Nothing wrong with that. Some of his best friends are aliens.]

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[thetruehistorian]

How odd. So parentage has nothing to do with it?

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[helluva_pilot]

Don't know anything about your parents.

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[thetruehistorian]

They're both human. In your world, can one change species? Like a vampire or werewolf?

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[helluva_pilot]

I don't think so. You kind of... are what you are, right? I don't know what planets vampires or werewolves are from, though.

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[thetruehistorian]

Then I am still as human as they. In my world, what I have is often called a curse, though I've found it to be quite useful. You hail from a space-faring race, then?

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[helluva_pilot]

Curse sounds like a superstitious thing. [In that non-Jedi kind of way, from what he's heard.] Yeah. We're spread out across thousands of planets and moons across hundreds of star systems.

I'm getting the impression that's unusual.