grandstanding: (Yes everyone here seems competent)
Erik "NO" Lehnsherr [Blade | Magneto] ([personal profile] grandstanding) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-07-23 06:58 pm

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Who: Erik and you
Broadcast: Text, fleetwide
Action: the Heron
When: July 23rd

text.

If anyone - for whatever reason - wants some novelty fridge magnets, there is a sponsor crate of them on the Heron. You can take as many as you want, though there isn't that much variety.

I will note at the outset that no, there are no alphabet pieces.


[Along with this rather brief message is attached a photo of the crate's contents. Half the magnets seem to be little cartoon planets. The other half are... well... magnets.]

action.

[Anyone inclined to visit the Heron to take up this exciting offer - or just to visit - will find Erik leaning against the crate in the cargo hold. He has a number of the magnets suspended in the air above one hand, and every few minutes he flicks his fingers, sending one flying into the hull wall.

The crate itself is emblazoned with the message "To the most ATTRACTIVE guy on the Fleet! - Magnecessities". Maybe that's part of why he looks faintly irritated.

Flick goes another magnet.]
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[personal profile] privatizes 2016-07-24 12:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I told you Pluto was never a planet, and Neil Degrasse-Tyson was right all along?
robitussin: (when we open up our light)

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[personal profile] robitussin 2016-07-24 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
meet me in the pit

i can't stand for someone on my ship insulting pluto
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[personal profile] privatizes 2016-08-01 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
That's Captain Insult-Pluto to you.

What're you gonna do about it? Put me in time out? Mutiny?
robitussin: (day after day)

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[personal profile] robitussin 2016-08-03 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i will absolutely mutiny over pluto

a plutiny, if you will

side note: who the fuck made you captain, second side note: you know that's meaningless here right
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[personal profile] privatizes 2016-08-10 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You should copyright plutiny, that's good.

Side Note #1: The computer did.
Side Note #2: Absolutely.