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Who: Erik and you
Broadcast: Text, fleetwide
Action: the Heron
When: July 23rd

text.

If anyone - for whatever reason - wants some novelty fridge magnets, there is a sponsor crate of them on the Heron. You can take as many as you want, though there isn't that much variety.

I will note at the outset that no, there are no alphabet pieces.

[Along with this rather brief message is attached a photo of the crate's contents. Half the magnets seem to be little cartoon planets. The other half are... well... magnets.]

action.

[Anyone inclined to visit the Heron to take up this exciting offer - or just to visit - will find Erik leaning against the crate in the cargo hold. He has a number of the magnets suspended in the air above one hand, and every few minutes he flicks his fingers, sending one flying into the hull wall.

The crate itself is emblazoned with the message "To the most ATTRACTIVE guy on the Fleet! - Magnecessities". Maybe that's part of why he looks faintly irritated.

Flick goes another magnet.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

tony don't be silly you've been to space a lot now you fly around in a spaceship like the rest of us :)

yeah she did it happened like about three weeks ago so i had to stay in traction for one more week so my spine could rebuild itself and being in traction for a whole month sucked balls but at least i'm out now and i'm allowed to walk and i just have to do lots of pt and exercises so vision can get my synthetics all back online it's pretty exciting

Yeah, I meant voluntarily, not kidnapped for a reality TV show.

Beverley had the tech available to make all of that happen?

{ tony is totally rooting through her stuff ]

Vision is good for stuff like that. [ probably idk vision is kind of a god like being so surely he can do shit like that whatever tony is being supportive ] I'm sure you'll be back to normal in no time.

Edited 2016-08-01 21:00 (UTC)

well the nanobots are all mine and came with me but yeah she and vision and i think some other engineering types worked on all the equipment it took them like a year but i think that's still really amazing since they told us if the ports ever got removed it would just kill us or we'd turn into dysthropes but i haven't like mutated spikes all over my body and tried to eat anyone yet so i think i'm okay???

it's gonna be so good to get back to work i can maybe start training people again or something now if i just had my plasma sword back everything would be perfect okay well my plasma sword and my hovercycle i could tear some shit up :)

Edited 2016-08-01 21:04 (UTC)

Honestly, I think everybody on the Fleet could use a good plasma sword. We're sorely lacking in plasma swords. And hovercycles. I could definitely use a hovercycle.

[ or his fucking suit ]

Let us know if you start randomly growing spikes and eating people ahead of time, if you can. We have busy schedules.

i think if you gave everyone in the fleet a plasma sword a lot of people would probably accidentally cut off their own limbs so that might not be a great idea but fuck yeah hovercycles for everyone

i'll like send a video of myself screaming and foaming at the mouth to the network

How hard can a plasma sword be to handle?

[ this is literally how tony approaches handling life ]

well i dunno i mean i'd have a hard time putting numbers to it and it depends on the weapon type but it's harder than any regular weapon i could try to show you???

[ ............... ]

1. Yes.

2. Can I take it apart.

i don't have one here i wish i did i mean i could just do a practice demo

and if i did have a plasma sword i like you and all and you're pretty awesome but you don't touch another person's plasma cutter you just don't

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