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[precedented]

Who: Leto + You
Broadcast: Text
Action: SS Blameless
When: August 4th

So it seems we've returned to enclosed quarters once more. Let's play a game to liven things up.

Who would you fuck, marry or kill on the Fleet?

I suppose to make it even harder, you could limit it to your ship.

Comments

[airily]

I guess I could try and play along.

Mikleo, Sorey, myself. Does that work?

[monolike]

Zaveid! How could you?!

[airily]

Sorey! I dunno what you're talking about...

[monolike]

I can't marry you! I'm way too young. Besides, Mikleo and I promised to spend our lives together exploring ruins! If I married anybody it would be him, right?

[airily]

Come on, it's just a game! I had to pick someone to marry, didn't I, and who better than the guy I'm can share a body with, huh?

[monolike]

That's true, but this definitely isn't just a game. This is like a social experiment! You'd see this all the time in study journals.

If we look at it from an academic standpoint, it's more likely to tell you something about yourself! Sociology aren't my strong points, but I'll do my best to dissect this with the knowledge I have on hand. Wish I had some materials to cross-reference with, but I'll just have to make do.

[airily]

I don't read study journals, Sorey...

So this is just an experiment that tells everyone I'd marry my Shepherd? I think the world knew that already...

[monolike]

[why not]

Really? I always thought if you could pick anyone to marry it'd be Lailah.

[airily]

Lailah isn't "on the fleet".

[monolike]

Oh right.

But nobody here really knows about the whole Shepard thing, so really it just looks like you're marrying young. Which has its own merits; in the past, many high-ranking nobles actually ended up 'trading in' their spouses, though that was usually for the purpose of producing a viable heir... I'm pretty sure I can't give you an heir though so I guess that excuse can go in the bin.

[nerdeology]

[WILD GESTICULATING HAS OCCURRED]

sorey!!

[CAN YOU NOT.....]

[monolike]

what

[nerdeology]

that

[how is he supposed to

wh

what kind of

DAMMIT SOREY]

that isn't the part you're supposed to be objecting to!

[monolike]

Do you mean the part where Zaveid said he would uh, BE with you? I was going to object to that too but I figured you would rather do that one yourself.

[nerdeology]

no!

[yes?? maybe?? wow]

Zaveid just said he'd kill himself!

[monolike]

Oh I DEFINITELY object to that, but Zaveid definitely already knows.

[precedented]

Does it count if you're already dead?

[airily]

Well, we're all alive here, at least for now.

[precedented]

We?

[airily]

People here.

[precedented]

That's a neat way of saying it, but it's not true.

[airily]

Are there people that are dead here, then?

[precedented]

You already know this.

[airily]

Do I?

[precedented]

Yes.