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driftfleet2015-02-12 09:55 pm
alwayscomeback) wrote in driftfleet2015-02-12 09:55 pm
004 - My Funny Valentine
Who: Sokka and YOU!!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: Today
[Okay, so the date's wrong, but Sokka in his hyperactive state didn't pay much attention to the details anyway. What was important to him, was that there was a celebration honouring the one you loved and that needed to be addressed.
So, he waves excitedly at the camera, trying to focus it on...an odd 'statue' in the cargo bay of the Blue Fish. He'd considered putting it together on one of the moons, but that would have just been weird, so in the ship he went. It doesn't really look like anything, except for a weird blob made of of bits of melted metal. For some reason, it's holding a fan.]
HEY GUYS!!! I know that Vahl-in-tynes thing is ...soon? Soon! So I made this statue for the lady of my heart, Suki!
[It doesn't look like a lady. It doesn't even look human.]
So Suki is a pretty awesome gal. She kicks butt all the time, and usually does it with just a fan, isn't that amazing? She's part of this all girls warrior group and she could kick all your butts with her hands tied behind her back. AND she's beautiful and smart to boot!
[He winks at the camera] Baby, I know you can't see this, but I miss you and I really hope you're okay, I'll be back before you know it.
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: Today
[Okay, so the date's wrong, but Sokka in his hyperactive state didn't pay much attention to the details anyway. What was important to him, was that there was a celebration honouring the one you loved and that needed to be addressed.
So, he waves excitedly at the camera, trying to focus it on...an odd 'statue' in the cargo bay of the Blue Fish. He'd considered putting it together on one of the moons, but that would have just been weird, so in the ship he went. It doesn't really look like anything, except for a weird blob made of of bits of melted metal. For some reason, it's holding a fan.]
HEY GUYS!!! I know that Vahl-in-tynes thing is ...soon? Soon! So I made this statue for the lady of my heart, Suki!
[It doesn't look like a lady. It doesn't even look human.]
So Suki is a pretty awesome gal. She kicks butt all the time, and usually does it with just a fan, isn't that amazing? She's part of this all girls warrior group and she could kick all your butts with her hands tied behind her back. AND she's beautiful and smart to boot!
[He winks at the camera] Baby, I know you can't see this, but I miss you and I really hope you're okay, I'll be back before you know it.
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What? I'm trying to compliment your statue. Am I not allowed to compliment the fucking statue?
[Even though it doesn't look human? And is supposed to be of Sokka's girlfriend? Is Sokka's girlfriend a non-human creature? ALEX WILL PROBABLY NEVER KNOW.]
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But I know how you gr--guys are, so I'll try the nice thing out.
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...Thanks, I guess? [It's weird, stop it. ]