driftfleet | 004 - My Funny Valentine

Who: Sokka and YOU!!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: Today

[Okay, so the date's wrong, but Sokka in his hyperactive state didn't pay much attention to the details anyway. What was important to him, was that there was a celebration honouring the one you loved and that needed to be addressed.

So, he waves excitedly at the camera, trying to focus it on...an odd 'statue' in the cargo bay of the Blue Fish. He'd considered putting it together on one of the moons, but that would have just been weird, so in the ship he went. It doesn't really look like anything, except for a weird blob made of of bits of melted metal. For some reason, it's holding a fan.]

HEY GUYS!!! I know that Vahl-in-tynes thing is ...soon? Soon! So I made this statue for the lady of my heart, Suki!

[It doesn't look like a lady. It doesn't even look human.]

So Suki is a pretty awesome gal. She kicks butt all the time, and usually does it with just a fan, isn't that amazing? She's part of this all girls warrior group and she could kick all your butts with her hands tied behind her back. AND she's beautiful and smart to boot!

[He winks at the camera] Baby, I know you can't see this, but I miss you and I really hope you're okay, I'll be back before you know it.

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[HE THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL, RINGO!!! ]

WHAT! No way! I did not! It looks JUST like her!!!!

[aldkghalhd]

Like, I guess it's sweet that you made something for her but... yeah, it looks weird.

Nooooo, it doesn't look weird, she'd love it.

Fine, fine, you know her better. [or... at all. And now she's feeling kinda bad if he's getting all... weepy]

Sorry for making fun of it.

[And just like that, Sokka is happy again. Thanks, augment, for making him see like a crazy person. ]

Hey, it's ok, mistakes happen!

[S-I-G-H]

So... you made it for Valentines? Huh, I guess it is around that time here. [time is so wonky]

Yep! We don't have that holiday where I come from, but I thought, why not? I mean, it's still a nice gift, right?

But you know, Valentines day is where the girls are supposed to give the guys that they like something. Then vica-versa on white day.

[... that thought bums her out. At least in Haven no one really kept track of the day, and she didn't think about stuff like Valentines day. She wonders if it would be weird if she gave Shoma something... Weird weird] But I guess if she's not here, it's okay for you to make something.

Really? Huh. I must have missed out that part. I didn't even know there were two of them.

I think it should be equal anyway. Everyone shares a day, y'know?

Yeah, and girls are the only ones who take Valentines Day seriously anyway. Maybe if they were on the same day guys wouldn't slack off so much. [she remembers girls making a big show of the gifts they got the day after white day, even though the gifts were obviously store bought. lol, all girls school....]

So what's your girlfriend like?

I don't know why guys should slack off. If they've got a girl, they need to show her how much they appreciate her.

[Oh dear lord, this is his FAVOURITE SUBJECT EVER, you have awoken the Kraken.]

Suki? She's...she's amazing. She's the toughest lady I've ever met. She's so brave and selfless, and so so so beautiful. She's literally the best thing that has ever happened to me.