004 - My Funny Valentine

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Who: Sokka and YOU!!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Blue Fish
When: Today

[Okay, so the date's wrong, but Sokka in his hyperactive state didn't pay much attention to the details anyway. What was important to him, was that there was a celebration honouring the one you loved and that needed to be addressed.

So, he waves excitedly at the camera, trying to focus it on...an odd 'statue' in the cargo bay of the Blue Fish. He'd considered putting it together on one of the moons, but that would have just been weird, so in the ship he went. It doesn't really look like anything, except for a weird blob made of of bits of melted metal. For some reason, it's holding a fan.]

HEY GUYS!!! I know that Vahl-in-tynes thing is ...soon? Soon! So I made this statue for the lady of my heart, Suki!

[It doesn't look like a lady. It doesn't even look human.]

So Suki is a pretty awesome gal. She kicks butt all the time, and usually does it with just a fan, isn't that amazing? She's part of this all girls warrior group and she could kick all your butts with her hands tied behind her back. AND she's beautiful and smart to boot!

[He winks at the camera] Baby, I know you can't see this, but I miss you and I really hope you're okay, I'll be back before you know it.

Comments

[cabbagedetective]

So this is what she looks like... in your heart?

[Oh god, please no...]

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[Sokka looks at the abomination, considering. ]

Yes, exactly like this.

[She is going to KILL you. ]

[cabbagedetective]

[And that was it, Adachi is back to laughing hysterically. He's literally rolling on the floor, clutching his stomach. This kid is just so stupid. It's too damn funny. In between bouts of laughter, Adachi manages to choke out a few words, like "Oh man..." "You can't be serious..." "Can't stop..." "Oh my sides..." and other such lines. He doesn't look like he'll be stopping anytime soon either.]

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[...Yep and Sokka is going to just turn off the feed before he says something he'll regret. ]