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driftfleet2016-08-06 08:40 pm
huaaaaagh) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-06 08:40 pm
in which things do not go as planned
Who: Kirito, OTA
Broadcast: Y
Action: SS Paisley
When: Today's fine!
( video )
[The view switches on to reveal Kirito in the Spriggan avatar, crouched low with the camera tilted up towards him. Looks like it's on the ground.]
Okay, I'm using the comm so I have a record of what this looks like. I tried to encrypt it to make it private, but that's not my augment, so who knows if it worked. Feel free to ignore!
[He finishes fidgeting with the comm, tilting it at just the right angle, then disappears behind it for a second before reappearing at a distance, one hand lifted above his head.]
Þeír hræða nótt dýpt, renn helvegr!*
[As he begins, the full spell materializes in front of him in gold text and rotates around his body; when each word is spoken, it flashes white and vanishes. Once the full incantation is done, his body is consumed by a tornado of dark smoke, obscuring him from view. There's a muffled roar, and a burst of fire immediately following, and suddenly the room rumbles, knocking the comm off-balance.
When the smoke is clear the only thing visible is the cargo bay ceiling. There's a moment of scuffling and an "ow, geez!" in the background before finally a thumping of footsteps, heavier than someone ought to have with Kirito's stature. Through the smoke, one might catch fleeting glances of curled horns, dark fur, and glowing red eyes.
When at last he speaks, his voice is oddly distorted, something off about it.]
Whoa, okay, uh- crap. ....Paisley crew? Maybe don't go to the cargo bay for a while...?
( paisley )
[Anyone who happens to feel like wandering into the cargo bay despite his warning will find a ten-foot-tall hellbeast hunched over in the corner trying (and failing) to look inconspiculous, chanting quietly and looking kind of pathetic, appearance aside.]
[*Kirito's spell is Norse. Meaning, "Frighten them, depth of the night, and chase them along the roads of Hell."]
Broadcast: Y
Action: SS Paisley
When: Today's fine!
( video )
[The view switches on to reveal Kirito in the Spriggan avatar, crouched low with the camera tilted up towards him. Looks like it's on the ground.]
Okay, I'm using the comm so I have a record of what this looks like. I tried to encrypt it to make it private, but that's not my augment, so who knows if it worked. Feel free to ignore!
[He finishes fidgeting with the comm, tilting it at just the right angle, then disappears behind it for a second before reappearing at a distance, one hand lifted above his head.]
Þeír hræða nótt dýpt, renn helvegr!*
[As he begins, the full spell materializes in front of him in gold text and rotates around his body; when each word is spoken, it flashes white and vanishes. Once the full incantation is done, his body is consumed by a tornado of dark smoke, obscuring him from view. There's a muffled roar, and a burst of fire immediately following, and suddenly the room rumbles, knocking the comm off-balance.
When the smoke is clear the only thing visible is the cargo bay ceiling. There's a moment of scuffling and an "ow, geez!" in the background before finally a thumping of footsteps, heavier than someone ought to have with Kirito's stature. Through the smoke, one might catch fleeting glances of curled horns, dark fur, and glowing red eyes.
When at last he speaks, his voice is oddly distorted, something off about it.]
Whoa, okay, uh- crap. ....Paisley crew? Maybe don't go to the cargo bay for a while...?
( paisley )
[Anyone who happens to feel like wandering into the cargo bay despite his warning will find a ten-foot-tall hellbeast hunched over in the corner trying (and failing) to look inconspiculous, chanting quietly and looking kind of pathetic, appearance aside.]
[*Kirito's spell is Norse. Meaning, "Frighten them, depth of the night, and chase them along the roads of Hell."]
TEXT
TEXT / sort of
[GODDAMMIT HE CAN'T TYPE WITH GIANT MONSTER HANDS]
TEXT
don't touch anything
TEXT
[shit]
ll;kjh
[SHIT]
kkkkkk
[There we go.]
TEXT -> ACTION
he skids into the cargo bay, barely allowing the door to slide open before he barges in. he waves away the smoke, coughing as he does. ]
Kirito! Are you still in here!
ACTION
Uh- yes! Just don't freak out, okay?
ACTION
I'll stop "freaking out" if you come out from behind there. [ mutter: ] Is that - what were you doing?
ACTION
[But fine, he'll poke his head out. His very big, very demon-looking head. 'Sup, shipmate?]
ACTION
What the kriff! What is this! What are you?
ACTION
[Not that Kirito can really blame him.]
It's just an illusion.
ACTION
[ he takes a few steps back and looks at kirito once again, partly confused and partly disturbed ]
How long is this going to last?
ACTION
[Everyone else is way more disturbed by this than he is, clearly.]
ACTION
sighing: ]
There goes my cargo bay...
ACTION
[He looks down at his "hands", which are pretty much just big clunky digits with huge claws right now.]
Soon as I can properly hold a broom, anyway.
ACTION
Stop! Stop moving! You're going to hurt yourself some more! [ anakin shoves a few crates together and makes a seat for kirito's monster-like form ] Sit there and don't move until this illusion is over. What were you practicing this for?
ACTION
[God, Anakin, so fussy.]
It's not really for anything in particular... why does anyone practice techniques? To get better at them, obviously.
ACTION
and really he's not so concerned about kirito. he's looking woefully at the state of the cargo bay. ]
You didn't think you should practice this -- I don't know, when we're not on a space ship. Nevermind the potential death by being thrown in space, do they even collect our bodies if that happens?
ACTION
[Heck, it's not even real anything.]
ACTION
I want to know something, in what scenario do you see yourself using this illusion?
ACTION
[That's a pretty good scenario, right!?]
ACTION
[ sarcasm, so much of it ]
Were you on some kind of quest before you got abducted here?
ACTION
[don't u sass him]
I wasn't on a mission, I was going on a date. The quest where I used it was over a year ago.
ACTION
then starts laughing ]
ACTION
anakin knows how to laugh???]
What?
ACTION
Everything! You were ambushed by fairies! You were on a date! And you're-- [ he makes vague gestures with his hands at kirito ] this thing!
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