Hank "why this" McCoy (
beathach) wrote in
driftfleet2016-08-09 06:24 pm
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⚛ 02: why this edition; video
Who: Hank and you!
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]
Broadcast: fleetwide
Action: The Blameless
When: now!
[when the feed flips on, it focuses on a crate on the smaller side, but clearly yet another sponsor drop. Only this time, it appears to be full of brushes, of all shapes and colors and sizes. There's also a note attached on top:
"Because normal brushes are just infuriating. Keep that blue fur shiny with these purrfect alternatives!"
there's a heavy sigh from behind the camera and a mutter, just audible enough to be picked up by the microphone]
Someone thinks they're being funny.
[another sigh, and the camera turns around, focusing on a woman's face. Reluctantly, it seems, because she looks incredibly awkward and uncomfortable]
Anyway - I know some people have pets on the fleet, so if you'd like a brush for their fur, feel free to come over to the Blameless and pick one up. I certainly won't be keeping them.
[she goes to turn the feed off, then pauses]
Also, Winn? This is your fault. Get over here so I can blame you properly.
[and with that, the feed disconnects]

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You can do it but you can't say it?
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I can say it.
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[ Now she's definitely just teasing him. ]
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. . .
It's having sex with you while being a woman that I think might be a - a problem.
[LOOK HE SAID IT]
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There we go.
[ Leaning up, she kisses his nose. ]
So we won't have sex until you're a man again.
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That's - that's fine.
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But I'm still going to kiss you. A lot.
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[ And she's grinning, leaning forward again. ]
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You're turning into a sap.
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No I'm not.
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You are. It's not a bad thing.
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I'll fight you.
[ She's joking, look at her. She's secretly touched. ]
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Like this?
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[ And she smiles, kissing Hank's jaw. ]
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