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driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
privatizes) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
ᴏᴏ2 : ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ
Who: Tony Stark privatizes and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
privatizes and you!Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
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[ this reality television show is bullshit ]
I'm guessing there's no MIT in Ponyland and Atroma just helped her out with the chip in her brain, but the augments do give you a lot of information, and a crash course into your cerebral cortex.
[ unfortunately for tony, he kinda already knew how to hack and program shit, so he really didn't get much knew except the layout of the ship's systems. but he could've figured that out on his own, and he's salty. ]
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[ though tony doubts she's a lying pony ]
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Well, my heat vision offer is still on the table if the soldiering iron doesn't work out.
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[ even the robots tony built don't line things up precisely how tony likes them; he prefers using his own hands ]
But thanks anyway.
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What are you making?
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[ which is kind of a lie, but kind of true. tony does want to build a robotic assistant. but that's the least of his concerns. ]
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[ sort of ]
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[ that's just bad TV. ]
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[ it's not entertaining if they get the answers right off the bat ]
It matters what people see, not what's offscreen.
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