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driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
privatizes) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
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Who: Tony Stark privatizes and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
privatizes and you!Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
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Besides, the other place I was at was even worse with the fits. Wouldn't be surprised if Atroma decided to follow suit.
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[ it's more a question for himself than for crowley, thinking out loud. ]
Because, for a reality TV show in space, the excitement ratings aren't exactly constant enough to maintain a decent viewership. Sure, people going crazy every once in awhile spikes some drama, and I guess people can be entertained enough to watch the feeble humans figure out alien technology and laugh about their hubris crumbling in their fingertips, but this isn't exactly Keeping Up With The Kardashians or Survivor. This is more a prisonship than a reality TV special.
[ and he pauses ]
Why bother bugging your own ships when you're already recording everything?
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Good point. I mean, the last place literally fed on our emotions, so there was a reason to fuck with us and get us all emotional.
[He gives a shrug. ]
Could be the other guys, I suppose.
[Do you think he's going to go further into that, Tony? Nope. ]
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[ jesus crowley ]
Why go through the effort of creating so many multiverses just to shove a bunch of people from different universes together? There's no point.
[ tony doesn't buy the whole omnipotent boredom thing that vision might. there has to be an actual reason to do this. ]
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Sometimes there doesn't need to be a point. But those aren't the other guys I mean.
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[ even inciting chaos is a point, depending on your end goal. ]
It's just a matter of figuring it out before they get to you first.
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