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driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
privatizes) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-10 06:55 pm
ᴏᴏ2 : ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ/ᴛᴇxᴛ
Who: Tony Stark privatizes and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
privatizes and you!Broadcast: Fleetwide.
Action: S.S. Pathstone.
When: Now!
[ tony is currently on board the pathstone, if you want to bother him in person. sitting in his captain's chair and fiddling with something in his hands, as he usually is. he's been working on a large variety of projects lately, including (but not limited to): a hovering wheelchair, reversal of brain control, and trying to reinvigorate his arc reactor that the emotional tree of life had given him for holding hands.
god, he misses home.
but as his current projects are 1) a work in progress, 2) practically non-exsitent, and 3) almost there (in that respective order), tony requires the help of the population. especially since he doesn't have the engineering augment and the pathstone lacks an engineer. figures, right? god.
anyway -- ]
Soooo...
[ he pauses ]
-- I'm just going to cut to the chase and say that I need stuff, and you all might have that stuff. You should give it to me so I can make even better stuff. It's going to be for the good of the general population, I promise. [ no, really ] And -- who do I have to kill to get an engineer on board? Because this would all be a hell of a lot easier if I had what Atroma considered an engineer on board.
[ is tony stark still salty over the fact that he is not, apparently, considered an engineer by the standards of the atroma? you bet your ass he is. ]
The list is gonna be sent out in a text -- if you want to part with any of it or trade for stuff, let me know. I'm Tony Stark. Captain of the Pathstone. Don't ask me why I am, or how I got there. The question is getting old. Thanks.
[ and the video feed cuts, only for a text to be sent out: ]
[ NEEDED.TXT]
- soldering iron
- spark plugs
- electrical tape
- copper wiring
- steel (approx. 4.5 kgs, can be scrap metal)
- batteries (any size, lithium ion)
[ and, once that is sent out, an additional encrypted feed pops up: ]
[encrypted to: the pathstone + the avengers]
[ tony holds up one of the bugging devices between his fingers, lips pursed into a frown ]
Captain speaking. Or... whatever -- found this in the communications station, and no, I didn't ask permission before I yanked it out because I don't have to.
[ somewhat blithely ]
I haven't taken it apart yet, but if you find any more of them on board, hand them over and I'll see what I can do. No one weird has been on or off the ship that I know of, and I checked the logs. Anybody else have any solid ideas about where it came from, because I'm betting the answer begins with 'A' and ends with 'troma', and that's probably not good.
[ pause ]
Oh, and my superhero friends can see this, so if you're going to spill any deep dark secrets to me, in the pretense of honesty, I guess I should probably let you know that Captain America will know about it.
[ another pause ]
So. Anybody? Bueller?
video » private
[ SO THEY DON'T NEED AN ENGINEER SAM GOD ]
It just goes into dead space and the signal splinters. We can't figure out where it's broadcasting. Just that it's sending out something, somewhere. It's high-level stuff. I need more time to tinker with it.
video » private
[ why does he have a bad feeling? he always had a bad feeling when it comes to tony.
also THEY NEED AN ENGINEER. ]
But it's got to be broadcasting to something, right? Or do you have other theories?
video » private
[ mild correction ]
I'm guessing location. Maybe recordings. I'm not sure yet. I have to try to decode it, and it's operating at a level that...
[ ugh ugh ugh ]
-- I haven't figured it out yet.
video » private
Sorry, what was that last bit? I think you broke up a bit there.
[ yeah you're not getting away with that. ]
video » private
I said your suit is stupid and you look like an idiot.
[ -- being himself. ]
video » private
You sure? Cause I could have sworn I heard something about you not having figured something out.
[ never change, tony. ]
Just want to be sure these communications are, you know, working.
[ all in good fun, of course. ]
video » private
[ blithely ]
It's getting analyzed as we speak. I have it totally under control. Completely. Ask Steve.
[ steve has no idea what tony is doing but his is the first name that popped into tony's head so THERE ]
video » private
[ you can't avoid this forever. he's got this in his back pocket. ]
Steve? [ oh, don't tempt he because he will. ] You two hanging out and analyzing together? Can't wait to see those results.