vagabond_code: (↪if the good times are all gone)
CLINT (HAWKEYE) BARTON ([personal profile] vagabond_code) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-08-14 08:25 pm

◉ Video + Action

Who: Clint Barton, Kate Bishop and Lucky (and you too)
Broadcast: Video from Clint's room aboard the First Breath.
Action: First Breath.
When: Now.

Hi everyone, this is Lucky. Say "hi" Lucky.

[There's a dog in Clint's room. Some sort of beat-up mutt of a golden lab. The dog's left eye is completely missing and he moves a little unevenly, either as a result of old-age or because of another unseen injury. He's a happy dog though, despite it all.]

No?

[Lucky looks up at Clint and tilts his head quizzically. He gives a quiet ruff, but in all likelihood he doesn't know where he's supposed to be looking. Clint tilts his own head the opposite way.]

He's gunna be on the First Breath some days, and on the Blameless other days, so don't be surprised if you see him around. You can pet him if you want, but not if you're wearing a tracksuit. Just, fair warning. Oh, and he doesn't like clowns.

[These might be unnecessary precautions - Lucky isn't averse to clowns or tracksuits themselves exactly, but the last thing they need is someone getting bit. So... ]

He's a good dog. Likes pizza, don't you? Likes everything, but especially pizza.

[The dog is distracted by a low whistle. The camera follows Lucky as his ears perk and he picks himself up to lope enthusiastically over to Kate Bishop. She's sitting on the edge of a footlocker at the end of Clint's bed. She sets aside a mug of coffee in order to give Lucky an affectionate scratchy head-rub.

Clint watches, mock-defeated.]


[ooc: some replies may be coming from Kate!]
ladybro: (➵ till i look around and see)

Video

[personal profile] ladybro 2016-08-15 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Fun fact: in the modern world, responsible pet owners even pick up their dogs' business when it happens outdoors.

All we need are little plastic baggies.
tallasaking: (Default)

Re: Video

[personal profile] tallasaking 2016-08-15 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that is a delight.

I am not sure what the responsible parties do for the smell ... but you are going to tell me, yes?
ladybro: (➵ have you ever felt the warm embrace)

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[personal profile] ladybro 2016-08-15 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
You do realize the ship's trash systems are functionally autonomous, right? It's all jettisoned, presumably. The crap won't pile up. Literally.
Edited 2016-08-15 02:19 (UTC)
tallasaking: (Oh Really?)

Re: Video

[personal profile] tallasaking 2016-08-15 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Tyrion's mouth twitched up.] I am well aware of how the garbage system works, Kate. I maintain it. However we cannot flush urine out through the garbage. I just want to know what one does in the modern age about the smell?
ladybro: (➵ i must be miles up)

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[personal profile] ladybro 2016-08-15 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's the other great thing about the modern world: Lysol, and other such sundry products. [ if kate's a little defensive, then it's only because she loves lucky with all her heart. she's pretty damn pleased to have him. ]

Even still, you won't have to worry. [ a thumbs up. ] Lucky's house-broken. He doesn't do either numbers one or two where his people sleep -- and trips to the garden on the Iskaulit will only ever reinforce that training.
Edited 2016-08-15 02:33 (UTC)
tallasaking: (Sly)

Re: Video

[personal profile] tallasaking 2016-08-15 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Tyrion nodded his head once.] Very well. We shall be delighted to have him aboard, then. He sounds like the perfect guest and or crew-mate.
ladybro: (➵ pour on a symphony)

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[personal profile] ladybro 2016-08-15 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
He makes for a good road-trip partner, too. Not that we're going on many of those.

[ ... ]

Or maybe it's more accurate to say we're always going on one big one.
tallasaking: (Oh Really?)

Re: Video

[personal profile] tallasaking 2016-08-15 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
...Yes, that would be slightly more accurate.

[Considering this was the trip that would supposedly never End.]

I wonder if they will let us go home when we are old men and women.