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Nami ([personal profile] namisan) wrote in [community profile] driftfleet2016-08-17 02:28 pm

Temper Tempo

Who: Nami and you!
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Bloodsport/Iskaulit for you drinkers out there.
When: Now-ish

[Nami's been in a bad mood of late. Mostly it's to do with Sascha and trying to shove her own feelings down and trying to deal with it in a responsible way because some jackass luck of the draw happened to make her Captain. Hooray! The bite has healed enough it just looks ugly instead of actually hurting (it itches, thanks so much for that), so she still keeps a loose bandage over the top. No big deal. She'll get over it. There's not much choice.

She works off her grouchiness at the bar in bits and pieces. She was doing pretty well until a box turned up in her bedroom addressed to Captain Nami.]


One piece--

[No, that's not a pun I swear. The feed clicks on to Nami's furious face, tapping the screen with one section of blue metal piping that a handful of people might find familiar.]

Problems with shipping? Delays in processing? IT'S A MATCHED SET! Why would you even break this up!? If you've lost the other parts I'm going to--

[RANT USELESSLY AT EVERYONE APPARENTLY. She shuts her mouth with a snap, fingers wrapped around the climatact piece in a crushing grip, before she suddenly smiles sweetly.]

Thank you so much for finally processing my claim, Diamond. Or whoever. At this rate I'll only have to submit those forms another eight times!

Don't think I don't know you're doing this on purpose. [And finally she pulls back, tapping the piece in hand before pointing it in the vague direction of her closed door with a dark mutter.] I bet it doesn't even work r--

[FWOOM.

...that'd be the sudden howl of wind punching through the air much like this, only more powerful and far less gracefully, given Nami went flying in the other direction with a yelp. There's a long moment of silence, punctuated by the sound of several maps falling off the walls, and the broadcast picks up nothing but the visuals of a room that looks like a small tornado just went through it.

......
......]


...needs calibration.

[Ow.]

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[You can also catch her at the Iskaulit.  Not on shift tonight, kthx.  She's just nursing a drink in the corner and glaring holes through the table.]
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-21 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[Who knows, there are other pony-led nations, but griffons and dragons don't welcome ponies to there lands, and who knows how zebras handle things.]

Yeah, total control. And our princesses raise the sun and the moon each day and night, too.
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-22 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, it doesn't! And before they came along all the unicorns had to move the sun and the moon together! I was REALLY weirded out when Finn told me they move THEMSELVES around in this world!
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-22 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh they stay still?

[Tides coming to a halt, the earth falling off its axis, one side of the planet freezing solid while the other melts into nothing, that sort of thing probably. Luckily, nopony that we know of has tested that hypothesis.]
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-23 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmm I don't think they've ever gotten sick or hurt before, buuut Princess Luna was kinda banished to the moon for a thousand years, so Princess Celestia took care of both of them until she came back. [Long story.] And one time all the princesses had to give their magic to Twilight to keep them safe from this guy that was trying to steal all the magic in Equestria, so she moved them by herself until we stopped him and saved the world. Do those count?
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-23 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)


Four! Princess Celestia and Princess Luna rule Equestia, Princess Cadance runs the Crystal Empire and Twilight's brother is her husband, and then Twilight Sparkle has her castle in Ponyville and we use the map there to help solve friendship problems!

Hee, and maybe it'll be five if Princess Cadance's new baby is a filly~

[Spoilers, it will be. First pony PONY an alicorn born in a long time, possibly ever if canon would actually tell us how Celestia and Luna became alicorns.]
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-25 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Yup, solve friendship problems!
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-28 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)


Sometimes! Or figuring out who's gonna be your plus one to the Grand Galloping Gala, or helping your friend not take her assertiveness training too far, or saving Twilight's brother's wedding from being invaded by changelings trying to take over Equestria!
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-30 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Normally you'd be right... buuuut this is Equestria.]

Oh it's a magical table map that comes with the magical castle we got out of a chest from the Tree of Harmony after giving the Elements of Harmony back!

[See?]
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-08-31 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)


It popped out of the table when we all sat around it together, AND it does this thing where it calls us by lighting up our cutie marks and then points out where we need to go. AND it lets us know when our job's done too!
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-09-02 12:47 am (UTC)(link)


[Haha, it's okay, she knows what you meant.]

Yup, that's it! Ponies get one whenever we figure out what our special talent is! And mine's throwing parties!
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-09-02 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Uhhhh not really? I mean it kinda came with the castle, and castle came with the chest that the tree gave us, and I don't think ANYBODY knows who planted the tree.

[It's magic.]
Edited 2016-09-02 23:00 (UTC)
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-09-03 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, it makes more sense than One Piece's world.]

Oooooh yeah, I bet you'd be a GREAT pegasus! Hmmm I wonder if you'd still be human in my world or not. I mean I'm still a pony here!
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[personal profile] spontaneouscombustion 2016-09-03 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, the average height and chest size of our new characters doesn't increase exponentially.]

AND you'd be able to walk on clouds and move them too! I bet you'd be GREAT helping out the weather teams!

[And then Nami becomes the queen of the Weather Factory. ... Until she realizes it's an egalitarian society and she has to pay Princess Celestia taxes.]

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