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driftfleet2016-08-24 11:09 am
forcesensitive) wrote in driftfleet2016-08-24 11:09 am
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Who: Finn and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide anonymous text
Action: n/a
When: Now!
has your communicator ever sent a text message and you dont remember it that happened to me it sounded like something i would say but not quite it was a little bit off
on a related note whats a nazi
Broadcast: Fleetwide anonymous text
Action: n/a
When: Now!
has your communicator ever sent a text message and you dont remember it that happened to me it sounded like something i would say but not quite it was a little bit off
on a related note whats a nazi
[text ; encrypted] 1/3
[offline] 2/3
[text ; encrypted] 3/3
Stop asking the network about Nazis.
Stop hanging out with people who want to dick around with Captain America.
I'm the only person allowed to be a dick to Captain America.
Keep your communicator in your pocket and don't talk to demi-gods.
Thanks.
Sincerely, someone who cares.
PS: Tell Steve there aren't Nazis on the Fleet he has damage.
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dont worry ill keep better track of it now once is enough
on the other hand everything i learned about nazis makes it sound like theyre a good earth analogue to the first order theyre definitely fascist and they murder people they disagree with and they want to rule through fear also they use stormtroopers
[text ; encrypted]
1.1. Whatever you call him, stop texting him about space Nazis.
2. Who is a space Nazi.
3. Did you just say stormtroopers.
[ oh my fucking god is emperor palpatine on this fucking fleet ]
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his name is hux he was a general of the first order back home hes on the heron right now
yeah thats what first order troops are called kara said its the same as what nazi troops are called weird huh
[text ; encrypted]
[ goddammit ]
The Heron?
[ ugh ]
I want a detailed list of what he's done. Now. Thanks. Gonna send this to Cap.
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okay well he took over training stormtroopers from his father that meant taking babies from families and raising them to be blindly obedient soldiers with numbers instead of names who were trained to kill enemies of the first order then he rose in rank until he was a general he believed the new republic was a threat to galactic stability so he supervised starkiller base and decided to test it on the hosnian system which was a fully developed and inhabited system like this one planets moons tens of millions of people and oh of course the seat of the senate and he blew it up without warning he tried to do the same to the system with the resistance base once he realized where it was but my friends and i broke in and sabotaged the oscillator so the base blew up instead hes not the kind of person that looks someone in the face and murders them hes the kind that gives orders to make other people do his dirty work
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Rewind.
You blew up the Starkiller by sending some ships into a noticeable weak spot and killing some portion of the engine and then it exploded?
[ IS THIS THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE IS TONY BEING SPOILED RIGHT NOW WTF ]
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to be fair we had to blow up the walls of the oscillator building before the xwings could get in otherwise they couldnt do any damage but once we did that it was pretty much like that yeah