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Who: Finn and you
Broadcast: Fleetwide anonymous text
Action: n/a
When: Now!

has your communicator ever sent a text message and you dont remember it that happened to me it sounded like something i would say but not quite it was a little bit off

on a related note whats a nazi

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look im not the worlds best judge i think the protein gels we have on the ships are awesome because theres more than one flavor you could say i was deprived most of my life

with that in mind the food at savvy almost made me die is was so good

hey man ill take that its legit a review as they fucking come
so if i send some credits your way would you grab some food for me
just that and a first aid kit
im not picky you can go with whatevers your favorite im down for that
wait have they got apple juice??
or something close to apple juice
its been a while since ive had some good aj

[Hmm, Pinkie would know about the apple juice - she's at least mentioned apples before.]

you know what im not sure but i can look are you thinking like a juice box or one of those family size buy in bulk bottles a first aid kit i can definitely do they have lots of survival gear here

omfg
if you find aj in bulk dude ill
well i dont know what id do
besides try not to drink the whole case in a single day and probably waste like an hour talking to each bottle out of sheer ardent wonder
id give you free access to my bank account
it would be like my birthday and christmas came early and also on the same day

[Someone really likes his apple juice.]

[Well, that's got Finn laughing on the other side of the text anyway.]

how could a guy say no to that well ill keep my eyes open then and if i find any its yours

hell
fucking
YES
thanks dude youre radder than a kick flip through a ring of maximum point doritos and that shit is already radical to the radioactive degree

im going to assume thats a good thing

more like the best thing
have you ever had doritos
we gotta get you some doritos

never heard of em theres a lot of foods from earth i havent tried

do they have corn where youre from
or some kind of equitable vegetable that when transformed looks nothing like that vegetable
cause a dorito is like a fancy corn chip
the junk food of corn chips in triangular form and extra orange and you dont need salsa
theyre like nachos without the cheese only thats actually a tragic statement so nm that
here

[And he just sends over a picture of a Dorito, which for some reason is glowing like it's radioactive.]

oh wait yeah i know nachos i had some at a party we just used flat strips of wheat flavored protein and made it crunchy im guessing doritos are the real thing we were trying to imitate huh sounds pretty good

kind of addictive if you wanna be real
most chips are like that
you start eating them and before you know it the entire bag is gone even if you were trying to make it last
which is most of the time
i got a surplus if you want some though
comes in four flavors
standard nacho cheese, cool ranch, sour cream and onion, and outrageous orange birdjerky

that sounds dangerous is it because theyre crunchy or because theyre salty i mean i guess it could be both

sounds good ill trade you some if i find any apple juice

gotta be both
no ones clamoring to drink the ocean or gorge on a buffet of crunchy beetles
oh no now im thinking about eating beetles
fuck
pretend i didnt bring that up being part bird sucks sometimes
but yeah you got yourself a deal man
more than a deal honestly i need more chip conjuration practice

see now youre talking about beetles i bet ive had worse food though

all right its a deal hope to see you soon man

but if you didnt have to eat beetles would you eat beetles
cause i wouldnt but sometimes it sounds like the best idea ive had all day and thats kinda weird
but yeah same dude
just lemme know

probably not no maybe you just need more protein man

will do

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