Drama free since Allen punched that asshat

[alwayscomeback]

Who: The Blue Fish!!!
Broadcast: Maybe??
Action: All aboard the ship where food is priority number one
When: Second half of the month mingle!

[Because, hey, Blue Fish should be celebrating. They got rid of one person to get another. Streamers and pudding cups all round and all that jazz.]

Comments

[cabbagedetective]

Suki! That was it. I knew it was Su-something. Well, I'm sure that, if she were here to see it, she'd tell you just how much your little gesture means to her.

[Ah ha, sweet spot located. Okay, time to apply just a liiiiittle more pressure. Normally, Adachi would be more careful about trying to stay on fleet members' good sides, but it'd been a while since he had a kid like this to keep him so entertained.]

Hey! Here's an idea! Maybe you should save it. You could take it back to her as a sort of souvenir? You know, let her know you were thinking about her, and how much you care about her. Girls love that sort of thing.

[Adachi WAS trying to sound sincere... sorta... kinda...]

[alwayscomeback]

[Sokka is so so so suspicious. ]

...Yeah I'm pretty sure I can't cart that thing into a war zone.

[cabbagedetective]

War zone?

[Well, this seems to be taking an unexpected turn.]

[alwayscomeback]

Yeah. A zone. Where there's a war going on. You heard of them?

[cabbagedetective]

My, aren't we feeling awfully sarcastic now?

[Adachi pauses, wondering whether or not to continue. Brats like this were annoying, but he had to admit that he was curious.]

Yes, I know what a war zone is. You just seemed awfully young to be in one.

[alwayscomeback]

I usually am. It's my thing.

I'm a man, by my tribe's standards. Anyway, someone has to help protect the world.

[cabbagedetective]

[His thing, huh? Oh brother... what a brat. Adachi was starting to doubt if this kid had actually been in any real life or death situations.]

When you say "world..." I assume you mean back home, wherever that is for you? Unless you've appointed yourself as some kind of "agent of justice" for all the galaxy?

[Probably a little more snide there at the end than he meant to be, but this kid was reminding him of those annoying, high school dumb-asses from back home in Inaba. It was almost a knee-jerk reaction.]

[alwayscomeback]

[Oh, if only Adachi knew. ]

Of course I mean where I come from, seesh.

ASLGHALG THEIR EXPRESSIONS!!! TOO PERFECT!!!

[cabbagedetective]

All right, I'll bite. What's going on back home that demands your "protection?"

[Admittedly, Adachi was rather curious to hear if this kid has actually been through any serious shit or not. Probably just morbid curiosity.]

B)

[alwayscomeback]

My family, my tribe, the fate of the world. I mean, we're all working together to fix it, but they're my battle plans. If they fail, it'll be my fault.

[cabbagedetective]

[Adachi lets out an aggravated sigh. Was this really worth the effort?] You realize that I have no idea what you're talking about right? Mind shedding a little light on these great "battle plans" of yours?

[alwayscomeback]

I don't know you from anyone. Why would I share my tactical plans that a whole world is relying on with you?

[cabbagedetective]

[Adachi gives one more exasperated sigh before continuing.]

Look kid, I'm not really interested in your secret "plans" or whatever. You said warzone. I got curious, so I asked about it. I don't really care one way or another about what's actually going on back wherever it is you came from. And even if I did, it's not like I can really do anything about it when I'm trapped here the same as you.

[alwayscomeback]

Well, if you don't care, then I don't need to tell you.

[And Sokka's got a very limited ability to deal with jackassery, so he gives a wave at the camera. ]

Bye~

[And off he goes.]

[cabbagedetective]

[Adachi clucks his tongue before stepping away from the communicator himself.]

Tch- what a brat...

[Well, that was a buzz kill. Guess Adachi will have to find some other entertainment.]