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[experiencepoints]

Who: Everyone messed up by the dragon plot, and visitors
Broadcast: N/A
Action: Blue Fish's clinic!
When: All throughout the Solrius dragon plot and through the space flight to the next destination.

[So several RPG characters, a dragon, and two messianic figures walk into a planet.

Everything is suffering and tears, there's a lot of dead people, there's no punchline. But, hey, for the survivors, the Blue Fish's clinic is treating wounds and generally being a decent place to rest and recover and pray you don't see a dragon again. And for those who weren't involved, there's enough people bedridden here that there may just be someone you want to visit.]

Comments

[robitussin]

The captain and I have been waging war over Pluto for a month and a half.

[experiencepoints]

What's Plu-





Wait, shit. No. I remember that name. Is the argument over what I think?

[robitussin]

It is absolutely a planet and I refuse to let him tell me otherwise.

[experiencepoints]

[GROANS LOUDLY]

[robitussin]

If you truly love me you will back me up on this.

[experiencepoints]

Opal. Natalie. I love you. Nothing makes me happier than being with you. I am yours forever, and all of that.

I am not from Earth, I have never been to Earth, and I have no idea why this planet or not a planet or whatever it is is so important.

[robitussin]

[...blushes]

They, uh. They told everyone it - everyone thought it was a planet and then they ruined everything and lied? It's a planet. I'm right. And I love you too.

[experiencepoints]

[it's a good thing i'm too loopy on painkillers to realize what i just said.]

How do you lie about a planet? It's kind of. Big? How can you lie about something that big and there.

[robitussin]

There's like, this huge argument over whether it's big enough to count as a planet or a dwarf planet. Everyone who says it's not a planet is wrong and I don't need them in my life.

[experiencepoints]

... I... Okay? What's the difference?

[robitussin]

A dwarf planet isn't an actual planet? I think. Pluto deserves happiness.

[experiencepoints]

... That's... Were you talking to Riley? Because that's what she said. Like, exactly.

[robitussin]

Riley was small and cute and I am jaded and cynical. Totally different.

[experiencepoints]

And I'm biased, but I think you're plenty cute. And those were still her exact words.

[robitussin]

Never mind. Fuck Pluto. It can sit in the corner and think about what it's done.

[why is this the way she reacts to being embarrassed]

[experiencepoints]

[okay she is wheezing out laughing now.]

Definitely cute. And you're especially cute when you get all flustered like this.

[robitussin]

Okay, first off, you're the cute one, and second, I'm not flustered. I'm fine. Everything's fine.

[experiencepoints]

No, the cute one is definitely you. I can be the tough one.

[She's hospitalized, and even when she's not, she's like 90 pounds soaking wet, and half of that might just be her hair.]

Just accept your cuteness.

[robitussin]

No way, I totally rescued you. That makes me the cool and slash or tough one.

[experiencepoints]

You're talented, you can be the cute one and the cool and tough one.

[save_the_souls]

[Awww you girls, you're so adorable together it's sweet :>>>>

Don't mind Allen as he chinhands a little from his bed. He's so happy for Nightingale]

[experiencepoints]

[WELL. SHE DIDN'T NOTICE UNTIL KIRITO WALKED IN AND RUINED IT. and now she's looking at Allen.]

... Hhhhow long have you been listening.

[robitussin]

You know they really should have, like, curtains in here. Or some kind of partitions? This is awkward.

[huaaaaagh]

[What is this nonsense he's walking into?? He expected to find an invalid in need of healing and support but they're just... doing... that.]

Do you guys need a dictionary for more adjectives, or should we just find you an empty room?

[At least someone's enjoying the show.]

[robitussin]

[after everything:]

I thought we were past this kind of thing.