Red Fishies

[mortalcoil]

Who: SS Red Fish crew and visitors
Broadcast: No
Action: Aboard the SS Red Fish
When: Around the drifting week (and probably a backtag party!)

[watch the newest episodes (and catch up on a few reruns) of your favorite dysfunctional fish in the fleet! what kind of drama will they create next? you can find out right here, right now!]

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[mortalcoil]

[oh no... now he's making it worse. Coil grimaces as Arthur goes on, and starts to shake his head.

nope. no thanks. he'll pass.]

[dontthinkaboutelephants]

[He stops, his eyes narrowing.] You... Seriously, Coil? You can't listen to a little relationship talk?

[mortalcoil]

[oh, gods. first "care" and now "relationship?" what is he trying to do to him??

alarmed, maybe disgusted, he hisses a breath between his teeth and his hands go up like he's considering clamping them over his ears. just totally grossed out by the whole idea.]

[dontthinkaboutelephants]

[His lips twitch into a smile as he realizes he's got Coil squirming.] I kissed her. A lot.

[mortalcoil]

[--NOPE. no, he's done. he's had enough. he surrenders. Arthur wins.

there's another (probably very satisfying) sound of strangled disgust, before he really does shove his palms over his ears.

he doesn't want to hear another word. he's already backpeddaling toward the door, like the mature adult that he is.]

[dontthinkaboutelephants]

Coil!

[Trying to hold back laughter.]

Coil, I'm sorry! I'll stop!

[Because really anything beyond that is between him and Syeira. And he doesn't really want to torture Coil anymore.]

[mortalcoil]

[he hesitates, looking back before he actually flees, but it's mostly to shoot Arthur a childish, dirty look. he'll wait for a second or two, but that's it. he is more than ready to escape this atrocity.]