dear diary 003 [video]

[onetwosixshit]

Who: Oscar Mike and Open
Broadcast: Fleetwide

Action: Video

When: 9/18/2016

Hey, so uh, remember that place we were before?  The place with the people.  And the star.  The like, not darkened by freaky space monsters star?  With all the colors.

So I hear that some people got space lasers there.  Now, if you don't know, space lasers are kind of the coolest, most badassiest, thing ever.  Therefore (you like that big, official word there?  haha), I am willing to be not all of you know how to properly treat your lasers.  You gotta be gentle with 'em.  Nice.  Treat 'em like you would someone you really really like.

That being said, I wanna buy your space lasers.  Like, all of them.  I dunno what you guys use for money or whatever here, but I am one hundred percent in the market for the best space lasers you may have picked up from that rock.  Name your price, I'm open.

...and I mean I guess if you wanna keep 'em and don't know how to shoot, lemme know.  I could probably teach you.  I'm kind of awesome like that.

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[gifted_witch]

Real lasers, like in the movies?

[onetwosixshit]

Of course real lasers! There's always real lasers, why would they just be in movies?

[gifted_witch]

I've only seen lasers in the movies, I haven't even seen any here really. I think it's all very fascinating just how far science has come especially without magic.

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[pain_train]

i have a laser sword which means it's even cooler and i'm not selling it ever

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[onetwosixshit]

[There's a long moment where he just stares, trying to decipher the text under his breath.]

So uh...that's a yes then, right?

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[pain_train]

[Loser.]

I'm not selling it to you. And I know how to use it just fine. But since you wanted to talk about lasers I figured I'd say I had an awesome laser thing.

[thetruehistorian]

Would you be willing to give a few pointers to a woman content to use the standard issued equipment? I promise to show up in person.