dear diary 003 [video]

Sep. 18th, 2016 12:37 pm
onetwosixshit: (okay but)
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Who: Oscar Mike and Open
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Video
When: 9/18/2016

Hey, so uh, remember that place we were before?  The place with the people.  And the star.  The like, not darkened by freaky space monsters star?  With all the colors.

So I hear that some people got space lasers there.  Now, if you don't know, space lasers are kind of the coolest, most badassiest, thing ever.  Therefore (you like that big, official word there?  haha), I am willing to be not all of you know how to properly treat your lasers.  You gotta be gentle with 'em.  Nice.  Treat 'em like you would someone you really really like.

That being said, I wanna buy your space lasers.  Like, all of them.  I dunno what you guys use for money or whatever here, but I am one hundred percent in the market for the best space lasers you may have picked up from that rock.  Name your price, I'm open.

...and I mean I guess if you wanna keep 'em and don't know how to shoot, lemme know.  I could probably teach you.  I'm kind of awesome like that.
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dear diary 002

Jul. 17th, 2016 05:08 pm
onetwosixshit: (look at all the fucks i give)
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Who: Oscar Mike and OPEN
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: N/A
When: 7/17/2016

So hey, everyone listening out there. This hippie planet is getting real boring real fast, and there are way too many of these little slug dudes all around.

So, like, who out there's up for some shooting shit? Except without the shooting part, since there ain't no guns around. So shooting shit with fists. Fisting? Aw who the hell cares. Who's up for some mahno eee mahno hardcore painfests winner take all except there's really nothing here so mainly just beating the crap outta eachother? A guy could get real out of practice here with nothing to fight.
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dear diary 001

Jun. 27th, 2016 07:09 am
onetwosixshit: (okay but)
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Who: Oscar Mike and YOU
Broadcast: Fleetwide
Action: Marsiva [video]
When: 6/27

[Video]

[There's a slight crackle as the transmission begins, but it's almost immediately interrupted by a horrendous banging noise, and the screen is momentarily invaded by an out of of focus blob of colour again and again. Beyond the noise, it's possible to make out a voice that seems to be both very far away as well as muffled by something or someone.]

Hey, hey computer. Computer person, you there?

[Thankfully the banging stops after only a few moments; someone's been tapping at the camera, but has since figured out that it isn't doing anything helpful. Without the finger to focus on, the camera is finally able to come into focus, revealing a- well, someone fully decked out in regulation power armor. Someone that sounds very confused and just a little annoyed.]

Okay, cool, guess you're taking a nap or something. Not like a guy's stuck here, no clue where he is, nah go on and take your computer nap and-look get me the hell out of here.

Montana? Cap'n Galt? Galilea? [There's an exasperated noise.] Benedict? Look haha, funny. Come pick me up from where ever this is. The computer is taking a lame-ass nap or something.

(ooc: Oscar Mike is actually semiliterate, so any characters responding in text are likely to have their messages at least somewhat misinterpreted.  I'm so sorry)

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